| Outer_Dark wrote: |
| Have you ever tried giving her the fruit? It probably couldn’t fit in the slot whole, but you could try cutting it into pieces with your mandibles or perhaps with one of the swords? You could even make a plate! |
| LynxSolstice wrote: |
| Offer the fruit as a gift to the Queen of Dreams and Nightmares! |
Well yes of course you’ve thought about it but food gifts always exist in this weird place where you’re implicitly saying that the recipient doesn’t usually eat food this good which in a best case scenario means the gift is an attack on their tastes and in a worst case scenario it is an embarrassing reveal of your own tastes if it turns out the food you like is actually bad and you just never noticed and they’ll laugh at you for being so foolish as to think something bad is actually good or be offended that you’d assume they don’t already have far better things in abundance and overall it’s just a very intimidating notion and you’re not going to do it and yeah.
You decide to not give the fruit as a gift.
| Don-Brainhook wrote: |
| Trying to get it is probably gonna turn into a whole THING. You have no time for THINGS. You’re a busy spider. Just ignore it. |
In fact, you should probably just ignore the fruit in general.
You have duties as an Omen of Vaermina that require your constant readiness and unerring focus. You cannot allow yourself to be distracted by frivolous thoughts and pleasures when at any moment you may be called upon to represent the majesty of Her Dark Eminence.
| Estecka wrote: |
| *whispers* You’ve got a twig stuck in your chitin. |
| bald man wrote: |
| Clean up stinky |
| DukeOfKings wrote: |
| Eat one of the swords |
No! That always hurts.
| Leon (not a li#n) wrote: |
| Do you have any friends to talk to? Besides us, the voices on your head |
You have plenty of friends.
| MrObscure wrote: |
| Eat the fruit |
| Auserr wrote: |
| Yes, eat the book – I mean fruit! Eat the fruit! |
| John wrote: |
| Eat the sweet, succulent treat! |
| Audrey wrote: |
| E A T . T H E A P P L E . |
| Zarhon wrote: |
| Doubly penetrate the fruit with your fangs. |
| Doggo wrote: |
| >Consume succulent morsel |
| Tricky.122 wrote: |
| GIVE INTO THE DESIRE |
| Audrey wrote: |
| E A T . T H E A P P L E . |
| Jeff wrote: |
| Indulge yourself! Eat that tasty fruit! |
| Samuele wrote: |
| Munch munch munch munch munch munch |
| Kittenest kobold wrote: |
| Spider muk bang? Spider muk bang. |
| Jeff wrote: |
| Indulge yourself! Eat that tasty fruit! |
| kat_the_idiot wrote: |
| Eeeeaaaaat iiiiittt |
| Nad Yleets wrote: |
| I doubt anyone would mind if you a had a quick little snack |
Additional resource credits:
AMK – jumpscare
