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Mar 142011

greyscaleScavenger wrote:

Explain that no, since the wine is so good you would not wish to be so cruel as to take any away from your new friend. Slowly back away out the door, smiling and waving nervously.

ShadowoftheLotus wrote:

Offer to demonstrate your special skill! You’ve had tons of practice learning to drink off of knives.

Andorxor wrote:

>Tell her that you where a much better drunken crazy cultist back home.Than offer her some lessons.

Vissia wrote:

take the bottle , smash her head

Your mind is filled with cunning plans and heroic maneuvers. A brave person wouldn’t be afraid to stand her ground. A skilled person would find a way to turn this situation to her advantage.

Unfortunately, you are neither of these things.

You abscond the fuck outta there and find a place to hide.

Okay, you’re pretty sure she’s not following you.

> Katia: Talk to guard

Anon44

Poor confused guard!
- Hurrington of durr
  
  if you look closely you can see that he’s bro-fisting himself, he’s just that lonely.
  - Samuel McAfee
    
    when I saw dat comment I literally fell over laughing
Suraru

i just noticed the sky gets darker… LOL
- NoriMori
  
  Me too. XD
Blabbytaco

This is awesome!!
Mister Cheese

I think the guard’s expression in the last image is hilarious, he’s like “Why are you still here?”
tech

Katia:Meow.
*Foom!*
Her Shadow: Hey, wait up!
CardiacTasty

Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This… is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart’s top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That’s right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It’s got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That’s right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?
- Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi
  
  How on Nirn did you know that you were going to make me sad a month ago. What witchcraft is this; did you turn the Numidium on.
  - CardiacTasty
    
    Clever planning and yes, a little black magic.
    
    Naw, you just found my comment sandbox(es)! I usually test out comments here before I post them, just to make sure they look good. Though I really ought to clean up after myself a little better next time.
OMGZDENEK

I love Meaw panel
As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

Oh look, another Comment Sandbox. These sure are handy.
- Guest
  
  What do you mean by “comment sandbox”?
  - As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’
    
    I’mma guess that you figured it out, seeing as you probably tried to delete your comment. Of course, deleting comments doesn’t actually delete the comment; it just removes your name from that comment. Thank you, Disqus, for giving us the most confusing way to look stupid ever.
    
    Unless you posted as ‘Guest’ on purpose. In which case, I’ve got my eyes on you… cultist. O_O
    - As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’
      
      Which, when combined with the email notifications, completely nullifies any potential benefit in deleting a remark. Sup Alex! ;}
As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

@CardiacTasty:disqus Just testing mentions. I’m sure you understand.
- CardiacTasty
  
  Indeed I do good sir, indeed I do.
- Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi
  
  What is this witchery, that you can link to a disqus profile?
Stray Cat Acid

Yet another Comment Sandbox. Just so tasty.
- Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi
  
  I would avoid playing in boxes full of sand, what with the cat that frequents this site.
  - CardiacTasty
    
    Oh man this made me laugh. C:
Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

And now for a song

SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
Safety Guard

Find a guard for to run to
When you leave that girl behind
‘Cause that girl she stabs and if she stabs you
Well, she’s no friend of thine

Well hey; you can live in his shadow
And hope that he will not much mind
And we can run as we come from out of that place
Leave the cultist far behind

And by this guard

We can leave if we want to
Hammerfell so far behind
‘Cause the cults aren’t safe, and if they aren’t safe
Well, they’re no cults for thine

I say, we can ship out to Anvil
Big place they will never mind
And we can act like we come without a past life
Leave the old cat far behind

And by this guard
(we hide)

We can stay long we want to
The night has come and still I stay
And we can look real cute from our ears to our claws
And surprise ‘em with our catty cry

Well, we can peek ‘cause we need to
If we don’t, nobody will
And see; the elfs real rude and racistly they groove,
cultists stab like an imbecile

And hide, with the guard, with the guard
Everything’s “under control”
With the guard, with the guard
Out the Flowing Bowl
With the guard, with the guard
Everybody look at your paws
With the guard, with the guard
Everybody follow the laws
Safety guard
Oh, safety guard
Oh yes, safety guard

SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
Safety guard

We can hide if we want to
We’ve got all the guards in town
As long as we no booze it, never gonna lose it
Everything’ll work out right

I say, we can run if we want to
We can leave your fears behind
‘Cause your fears don’t run and if they don’t run
Well, they’re just left behind

And hide, with the guard, with the guard
Everything’s “under control”
With the guard, with the guard
Out the Flowing Bowl
With the guard, with the guard
Everybody look at your paws
With the guard, with the guard
Everybody follow the laws

Oh, safety guard
Oh yes, safety guard
Well, safety guard
Well, safety guard
Yes, safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard
It’s the safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard
Oh, it’s safety guard

SSSS – AAAA – FFFF – EEEE – TTTT – YYYY
Safety Guard
- CardiacTasty
  
  You, are a good. person.
  I don’t even know what to say, this is just too much.
  Laughing, so hard. X’,{ }
  
  Oh man I wasn’t expecting that. I was just swinging by to test-run a few comments like usual, and suddenly, this. All the internets to you, my clever friend, all the internets indeed.
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