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Mar 212011

Hey Honeybuns, how’s it hanging? It’s always hanging amazing. That’s the answer.

The orc introduces himself as Gharug gro-Upp. He overheard you talking to that fine piece of scale; sounds like she’s not too happy about the room! But that’s okay, he’ll pitch in. He always keeps some coins lodged between his luscious, steely pecs in case something like this happens. Check it:

KABOOM!

Pretty fucking amazing, right?

He explains that he knows a guy in Kvatch who can get this lady’s walls and windows fixed on the cheap. Just take this gold up to Kvatch and find someone named Fixes-Homes. He’ll get this place back how it should be. Gharug says the gold he was packing between his massive, toned chest muscles should be just enough to cover the repairs.

You uneasily thank Gharug for his contribution. You ask him if he’ll be joining you on your trip to Kvatch, but he declines. He’s got to get his leave on, if you know what he’s saying. (He’s saying he has to leave.)

Take care, Butterscotch, and thanks for the sweet lay.

Before you can say anything else or mention Quill-Weave is out buying clothes, Gharug gets his leave on.

You’re not entirely sure how to feel about this.

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Anon44

KABOOM!
- Suraru
  
  ALL OVER HER FACE!!!!
  
  i should stop with these suggestive comments XD
  - J
    
    Yes, you should.
    Goddamn furries.
    - Jebediah Oldenheimer
      
      What do furries have to do with this?
    - Bladix
      
      ……what? furries?
    - Pseu
      
      Furries? Where? I love furries!
      - syion toxius
        
        right here :3
      - tech
        
        They squeal so loud when you smash ’em. They’re like elves that way.
      - Salamore0
        
        *flails around waving like an idiot* I iz furry!…Also dating someone in Second Life right now who made a Katia avatar! ^^
      - tjk
        
        I’m a furry but reading the comments section has never made me hate them more.
      - Djinnfest
        
        Too roight.
      - Faestre
        
        Ditto absolutely
    - Gig
      
      How come every goddamn comment turns into a internet-racial argument with you people.
    - Samuel McAfee
      
      HEY IM A FURRY AND IF U DONT LIKE IT IDC
      - Yonkers
        
        HAHA dating someone on Second Life. How pathetic can you fucking be?
  - Raurie
    
    what…. what am i reading, this si so strange and a little freeky. like it though.
matty406

And he walks out into the street totally naked.
- DeeJayDragon
  
  Where he was promptly set upon by the guards and made to pay for his vile crimes or suffer the consequences. Unfortunately, he just blasted all the gold he had on him into Katia’s face. So I guess he’ll be suffering the consequences, then.
  - A Bucket
    
    If I were a guard in whatever-ville, I don’t think I would be getting paid enough to even THINK about arresting an Orc that is most likely twice my size, has armor-like muscles and is wielding a rather vicious looking ‘mace’.
    - Jadav
      
      The city is Anvil 🙂
    - cyril
      
      Have you ever played Oblivion?
      
      Those guards are absolute beasts that fear absolutely nothing.
      - creeperbro
        
        More like idiotic NPCs that charge headfirst into battle.
      - ASOTIL
        
        More like righteous, loyal servants of the Emperor that will do anything to protect the free and safe province of Cyrodiil. These guards don’t get paid nearly enough for their spirit.
karvinbarsh

This is the most hilarious thing i’ve read in QUITE a while, plus…… katia’s kinda hot….. B)
- Salamore0
  
  Same! I’ve been reading TwoKinds for a while, but this is kewl. I agree about Katia btw. Started reading the comic more ’cause of my gf, got a katia avatar in Second Life.
- Samuel McAfee
  
  Pretty much all of the khajiit u find r sexy (don’t hate just go with it)
  - Thane
    
    You sir I can agree with
    - mangst
      
      you know what? I would love to recommend this to my friends but all your fucking creepy ass comments about a cartoon cat really keeps me from doing that.
      it’s embarrassing. take a good look at yourself and think about what you’re saying.
      - Yonkers
        
        Pathetic furries… pathetic furries everywhere.
      - Djinnfest
        
        I feel sorry for people like you, so hung up on decency that they miss out on all the fun things in life.
        Gotta get rid if those mental hangups, brah. Surrender yourself to the Id, and let the darkness consume you… for only then can you truly appreciate the difference.
        Then, enjoy having NO qualms whatsoever about anybody’s benign fantasies and live your life exactly how you want to and let the consequences be damned. Like me!
Kaldiron

Did anyone else notice that the Orc acts like Todd from scrubs >.<
katianator

y was she always looking downwards……
- KTB
  
  Did you happen t onotice the orc was naked and had his third arm hanging out, that happened to be teh size of a babies arm holding an apple.
Tezarro

Oh mai god, this is amazing! where has this been all my life! xD
Timbles

Did that orc just leave butt-naked?
Reptoslayer

Orc walks down the street screamin ive got the power plus the gay elves pop out of their store sayin hello
Deimos

Hey Kaz, not sure if intentional, but “get this lady’s walls and windows fixed on the cheap.” On the cheap… Also, I read through this in a day. And its been 6 days since an update. Am I going to have to hack and shut down TF2 servers?
FlutterScratch

hey kaz typo. “get this ladys walls and windows fixed on the cheap”
John

I agree with Karvinbarsh Katia is kinda hot
Samuel McAfee

Did anyone ever notice Quill-Weave is in the game oblivion
- Samuel McAfee
  
  Yes I even befriended her
Tigersong

find a someone named Fixes-Homes.

Typo here… this one knows who Kaze dislikes them.
- Kazerad
  
  Holy crap, that went unnoticed by tens of thousands of people for over three years. You, sir or madam, have the Eye of a Proofreader.
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