Katia: No, that is the worst idea.

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Apr 032011
 

Yamtaggler wrote:
>Maybe try and unscrew the handle, a quarterstaff would make a lot less noise.
OR
>Carry that axe with you. Forever.

Yeah, this 300-pound axe idea doesn’t seem as good as it did thirty seconds ago. You don’t think you can disconnect the shaft, though. I mean, you only got it down in the first place by jumping up and down on the thing until it fell off its hinge.

Actually, you think you may have sprained your ankle a little doing that. But you got off way easier than the skeleton did.


TheFinalWraith wrote:
Examine the slab in the center of the room. Perhaps it’s a casket of some kind.
…
Once you’re done here, peer down both hallways and train your ears to notice anything strange.

You drag your axe up the steps and check out the stone slab in the middle of the room. A few metal boxes are sitting on it, but both are empty. It’s pretty clear you’re not the first person to ransack these ruins.

From your vantage point, you peer down the two adjacent hallways. Both of them bend to the side before you can see their end. Luckily, these giant ears aren’t just for show…


^(click the link!)

Or, if your device cannot play Flash, view a summary here!

(Sound/art credit: Audio from Freesound, by Argitoth and Acclivity.
Texture by SolStock)

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  • Wulf

    I can’t tell when that [Listen] flash finishes.

    • NoriMori

      It might just loop forever. Are those bats? God that’s creepy. I had a traumatizing experience with a bat a couple years ago. *shudder*

      • That name doesn’t fool me one bit, young Master Bruce.

        You are supposed to be engaged in studying at this hour, not procrastinating on the world wide web.

        I will excuse it this time, but if this continues I will be forced to have a talk with your parents.

        • NoriMori

          Um, excuse me? Who the hell are you?

          And besides, you know my original post was MONTHS ago, right? So how would you know what I was supposed to be doing?

          • blackrose84

            Psst. Batman joke.

            __ <== The joke

            o <== Your head

          • manarim

            *sings the dumbass song*

        • JRCameron

          I see what you did there.

        • Edmond Dantés

          This entire post made me lol. Thanks everybody.

    • runa

      the loading for the flash is in alteranian

  • Gerti

    Pretty sure it was a batman joke Nori.
    Alfred is batman’s butler, and batman is afraid of bats.

  • I’ll admit, wearing headphones while listening to that “Listen” page was beyond creepy.

  • MentallyUnstable

    *gasping and LMAO*

    …cant breathe…

    That dragging the axe caught me off guard. I took a drink of soda and straight up spit it out laughing at that scene.

    And although I am pissed off that a cat cant climb that little height to the obviously valuable stone, she was absolutely adorable trying to clamor up there.

    Not if only she wasnt a slut. Oh well, for now I can stick with rejecting your reality and substituting my own. Aint denial grand?

    10/10

    P.S. Can I go werewolf on that orc yet? I would very much like to shove that giant axe up that orc’s you know what for daring to rob that poor khajiit that he never met before. A non slutty khajiit that knows nothing about yoyos and/or pineapples.

  • Cyberfox VII

    I just did exactly that… in a dark room after midnight. ._.

  • Psithief

    Or, if your device cannot play Flash, view a summary here!

    click

    You listen to the quiet, hard-to-describe background noises.

    There ain’t much a visual summary can do here, guys.

    laughter

  • As I Cry, ‘Dat Cat’

    *NIghtvision* Check.
    *Creepy soundscape* Check.
    *Someone frantically fapping in the background* Check.

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