May 262011
 


Soadreqm wrote:
>Reply that you’ve only had a chance to visit the Anvil Mages Guild so far. Does Baeralorn have any recommendations on who you should talk to? You could also mention your upcoming trip to Kvatch, but I notice that there’s a plate set for someone who hasn’t arrived yet, and Trevaia hinted that Archmage Traven might be attending, and it’d be kind of awkward to have him suddenly standing behind you.


Dermonster wrote:
Don’t mention Kvatch. That way lies madness.


ewar wrote:
Mention Kvatch. That way lies interesting and insightful conversation.

You’ll let your own curiosity be the tiebreaker here.

You visited the local guildhall earlier today, you explain. They helped you figure out why you had trouble learning magic in the past and also gave you some supplies to help you practice on your own. You’ve also had the opportunity to confer with a healer from the chapel and exchanged, um, ideas with a mage you met north of town. Tomorrow you were planning on heading up to Kvatch and seeing what they have to offer.

Quill-Weave seems to notice your newfound courage. You get the impression she approves of your conversation skills.

Baeralorn lights up at the mention of Kvatch. He trained at their Mages Guild, he says, back before…

… theeee countess offered him a position here at the castle. He doesn’t know how the Kvatch Mages Guild is doing now, though. He hasn’t been back there in a while and nobody who has been there wants to talk about it.

Quill-Weave says she doesn’t see the big deal about the Kvatch Mages Guild. Whenever she’s in Kvatch, it’s just closed up. It only opens later in the day, or something? None of the locals will give a straight answer about it.

The LADY takes a sip from her GLASS OF WATER. She heard that Archmage Traven started a petition to have the Kvatch guildhall leveled. Not sure what became of that, but rumor has it that not a single person from Kvatch would sign. Even Count Goldwine spoke out against it.

Dairihill suspects that nobody was willing to argue with Count Goldwine so soon after the death of his sons. That was a dark day for everyone. At least after such tragedy, things can only get better for Kvatch.


CranialHeartache wrote:
How are you feeling so far Katia? You look to be pretty calm.

You are actually doing pretty well! This is almost enjoyable.

I mean, sure, you’re in a terrifying situation and only making it through thanks to an elaborate web of self-inflicted delusions that could come crashing down at any moment. But as long as you can keep this up, it’s just like being at a nice picnic with great food, no booze, and a bunch of friends. At least you’re assuming this is what it’s like to have a bunch of friends. You guess in reality there’d probably be more clothing. As you understand it, friends don’t usually get naked with friends.

Maybe you’ll imagine up some rainbows to make this outdoors scene a little prettier.


nonsensicalVariance wrote:
This imagination bit now has me wanting Sheogorath. All the Sheogorath. All of it.

KATIA: BE SHEOGORATH. DO IT


You can’t “be” the Daedric Prince of Madness. For one, you’re not a Daedra. For two, you’re not cra-

Aw fuck, you’re imagining rainbows. You are crazy.

You come to the sudden realization that you are actually in a small room with a real Countess, lots of booze, and a bunch of people who are better dressed than you.

  • Terumitsu

    I have to agree.

    Needs more Sheogorath!

    • Thornclaw

      needs more Sheogorath? are you crazy? lol

      • Diggingforfire

        Yes, I believe a lack of sanity is one of the prerequisites for being a follower of Sheogorath.

        • Brandik

          it may be a consequence rather than a prerequisite

          • JRCameron

            This is Sheogorath we’re talking about here. Who says that it can’t be a consequence and a prerequisite?

      • tech

        Crazy? THIS! IS! PREQUEL! *Kick!*

      • Sheogorath

        You called…

        • Strength of One

          Do you have any of that Cheese… oh, wait… you’re me… Sheogorath in Skyrim is the me from Oblivion if i remember correctly… Sanctus Rabies! I’m talking to myself! I really have gone mad!

  • a Drow

    Ah, so the Kvatch mages guild was a necromancer guild?

    Man I’m gonna be so pissed if the story ends like: “Katia has finaly arrived at Kvatch and dellivered the letter, she even got the book Quill asked her to get everything seems to go fine- but ooooops looks like the oblivion gate is opening and she gets killed by a Deadra. THE END”

    • a Drow

      Also “At least after such tragedy, things can only get better for Kvatch” …tehe

  • Rtas’ Vadam

    If one thing can be said, damn does she have some awsome imagination skills. By the nine, if I where able to do that, the fun I would have.

  • sigfloyd

    Not sure if she’s going to be the Hero of Kvatch way later, but the thought of comparing herself to Sheogorath would be a neat bit of foreshadowing of the end of Shivering Isles.

    • Woundedkneecap

      I believe that was the point

  • Nazrin

    Sorry for this super late typo find.

    >She heard that Archmage **Traven started a petition to have the Kvatch guildhall leveled.

    • Kazerad

      Iiii don’t actually see the typo there! Unless you are saying the name Traven should be preceded by two asterisks? =/

  • Mr asd

    Cheese!!! For everyone!!

    • creeperbro

      No cheese for you yet, Haskill.

      • Strength of One

        Don’t forget Heimskr, the Dragonborn still needs to use the power of the Voice to turn him into Cheese.

  • egg brother

    it only opens later in the day, or something? should that question mark be there or should it be a period?

    • Kazerad

      It’s a somewhat informal usage to imply an ordinary sentence ending with a question-like raised tone. Kind of like the difference between a character saying “He’s a werewolf.” versus “He’s a werewolf?”.

      Thanks for the typowach, though!

      • egg brother

        sorry

  • Kara

    IMO , outside of the whole “make you eat your own fingers” kind of things….Sheogorath is a pretty awesome deity.

  • Gren

    “…and exchanged, um, ideas with a mage you met north of town.”

    I don’t get it. Is she referring to the necromancer she just fucked with? (I do know who the guy is but I don’t want to make any spoilers). Because I can’t think of any other mage she could have met till this moment of the story.

  • MentallyUnstable

    Family pool party.

    Friendly faces, little clothes, no booze, outdoors. You are not crazy.

    Just like you are not slutty and the special trick is turning a pinapple into a yoyo. You are good at arts and crafts.

    CHEESE!

  • Ja’ Jarsha Rovandi

    It’s only a matter of time before Sheogorath will take her away. But for now we can enjoy the ride.

    Edit: the MSPCA is the Mania Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.

    Remember when my fear I shared
    Before the countess came
    And made my brain insane
    As not to go berserk?

    Well, we are here for dinner
    Mental defense gets more of strange
    But now it breaks it’s gone completely
    Now I’m naked

    And… He’s coming to take me away
    Meow,
    He’s coming to take me away
    Meow meow meow

    To Dementia
    Where sads are happening all the time

    And he’s terrific to see
    That daedric prince
    In his unique beard
    And he’s coming to take me away
    Meooooow

    Vasilikphobe a joke
    Or so you asked, and sighed
    When I had said that seeing her
    Would make me flip the fuck…
    Out

    You know you sighed,
    I heard you sigh
    My ears, are big acute
    And so I heard
    But you know not what’s in my head

    And… He’s coming to take me away
    Meow
    He’s coming to take me away
    Meow meow meow

    Sraight to Mania
    With arts and colors
    And Golden Saints
    And killers of self
    Who sit silent
    They twiddle their thumbs and toes

    And he’s coming to take me away
    Meoooooow

    I stole your food,
    I broke your house,
    And this is how pay me back
    For all my poor, and careless
    Drunken deeds…
    Huh?

    Well you just wait,
    He’ll find me yet
    And when he does
    He’ll put me in the
    MSPCA a mangy mutt

    And… He’s coming to take me away
    Meow
    He’s coming to take me away
    Meow meow meow

    To Dementia
    Where sads are happening all the time

    And he’s terrific to see
    That daedric prince
    In his unique beard
    And he’s coming to take me away
    Meooooow

    Sraight to Mania
    With arts and colors
    And Golden Saints
    And killers of self
    Who sit silent
    They twiddle their thumbs and toes

    And he’s coming to take me away
    Meoooooow