| greyscaleScavenger wrote: |
| Explain that no, since the wine is so good you would not wish to be so cruel as to take any away from your new friend. Slowly back away out the door, smiling and waving nervously. |
| ShadowoftheLotus wrote: |
| Offer to demonstrate your special skill! You’ve had tons of practice learning to drink off of knives. |
| Andorxor wrote: |
| >Tell her that you where a much better drunken crazy cultist back home.Than offer her some lessons. |
| Vissia wrote: |
| take the bottle , smash her head |
Your mind is filled with cunning plans and heroic maneuvers. A brave person wouldn’t be afraid to stand her ground. A skilled person would find a way to turn this situation to her advantage.
Unfortunately, you are neither of these things.
You abscond the fuck outta there and find a place to hide.
Okay, you’re pretty sure she’s not following you.