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bluedraggy: This is disturbingly good. I love Vaermina's eyes! But I don't think the questionable tag is needed tbh.

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bluedraggy: So this is why the bartender is so grumpy.

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bluedraggy: I expect this may cause a little controversy. But it's pretty darn close to canon. Probably the first Fourball drawing that could possibly have made it onto the booru though! (I'll have to check that).

It's important that when you complete a long, difficult goal you should celebrate heartily for a job well done. It is customary to inaugurate a newly completed project with a christening of some appropriate type. It is also important when joining a cult to read all the bylaws and rituals in the charter before signing.

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bluedraggy: "Yeah, that's right. I'm a looker. Gaze and be impressed. I'm really quite in-shape for a middle-aged author!"

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bluedraggy: It was bound to happen.

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bluedraggy: Is she about to perform an Isaac Newton and discover both gravity and fruit-based mild concussion simultaneously?

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bluedraggy: Firstly, I want to apologize to Rick2Tails profusely. His error was minor compared to my own. Plus now the Questionable tag is 100% appropriate, if not for the original image, then for the horror that lurks in the comments!

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bluedraggy: That... makes some sense. Naughty Quill.

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bluedraggy: Once you start down the dark path of putting fruit on pizza it’s a slippery slope.

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bluedraggy: Odds are high she'll burn her tongue tho.

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bluedraggy: Don't try to fool me. I see those pineapples! Abomination Pizza. (though I do think Katia would love pizza almost as much as chocolate cake. And yea, probably the ham and pineapple kind.)

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bluedraggy: I'm sorry, but I have to mention that if it weren't for her top, she would be hanging down to the level of her hands. One would think a powerful Daedric prince of Vaermina's abilities would choose a form a bit less... unflattering. But then, that's probably the point.

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bluedraggy: Something Kaz drew years ago and sent me. It's been languishing on my computer table forever, so finally scanned and colored it a bit.

As for context, who knows. Here's mine though!

While Quill-Weave was never much for high society, she did see the benefit in staying in the local royalty's good graces. It was her great fortune that Countess Millona felt having an author - and an Argonian no less - in her inner circle was a good thing, so she made it a policy to always attend any invitation she received. Quill-Weave had her doubts that the countess actually read any of her books, and she was quite sure that part of her admission into the countess' circle of friends was to act as the Token Lizard. But the perks outweighed the annoyances.

So when she actually received an invitation to a dinner cruise with the countess, she was more than happy to comply. She'd never been on a cruise before, even if it was just around the bay so the countess could show off her new ship. It didn't even bother her that the countess had asked if she could bring her friend along. '...that cat you brought last time. She was delightful!' may not have been the politically correct way to phrase it, but when you are a countess, you are by definition politically correct.

She had gone shopping with her friend, in fact, splurging more than was strictly necessary on the finest dinner gown she had ever owned. Before she left for the docks, she spent a solid hour preening in front of a mirror - of course hating herself all the while for it. She even helped her friend, and they walked hand-in-hand to the dock.

All had gone perfectly until after dinner when the guests were sipping drinks and chatting. She hadn't seen what sparked the incident, but before she knew it there were shouts of "Man Overboard" and Quill looked over the railing to see exactly what she expected to see. A flash of yellow in a wide, wide sea.

It isn't true that cats can't swim. In fact, they can swim quite well. They don't like it, and their claws can be quite sharp, but they can definitely swim. Quill had verified that years ago. However, her friend was not a cat.

She took one last look at her dress and sighed. But this was no time to be petty, and there was no time to disrobe. The yellow cat had gone under.

Later she was a little comforted to know that the consensus onboard was that it had been the best excecuted dive in full dress they'd ever seen. She'd hardly made a splash. They gave her straight 10s.

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bluedraggy: Don't think I don't notice the eyes too! Nice and subtle, even if Kaz says the black is all pupil and the yellow is all iris. Who cares, what does Kaz know?
Nippies a bit underwhelming tho. :)
Now just digitize this and turn it into a 3d model and we're set!

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bluedraggy: Pffft. Not sure which bothers me more, ASOTIL or this! (I think this!)

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bluedraggy: Just would like to point out that MY recent questionable post had no nipples or porn lines at all. Why, it probably didn't even need the questionable tag at all. Tsk Tsk Tsk All these lewd artists. (that was a joke btw)

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bluedraggy: I can imagine Vaermina ranting about this style, Kuro. "Dammit, now you don't even include half the conversation? Why don't you just publish a blank page and let the reader fill in the whole damn tning?!"

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bluedraggy: I went to some unusual museums in 6th grade. But hey, my last one didn't even have nippies or anything! That is a pretty good rule of thumb though, I have to admit.

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bluedraggy: Thanks Awuwwuw, checking if he's okay with it now. If not, I'll pull it. VERY much appreciate the update. Credit MUST be given where due!!!
Also, to the mods, sorry about the drama earlier. I shouldn't have done that.

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bluedraggy: Oh. I really didn't expect that. Okay. So, nevermind about that story part.

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bluedraggy: Yup. I didn't draw it, but I did write a little story around it I just posted next. Grabbing her leg does have a place in it that makes sense. As for the other hand, I like to think it's just open "in explanation", but since I didn't draw it - and don't know who did - I can't really say what the original artist had in mind... only what I interpreted.

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bluedraggy: A few months ago I started writing a much longer story of Katia in Hammerfell, but it got stagnant. This pretty much sums it up in a more entertaining way I hope. Goes with that pic too. Yeah, it's innuendo-laden, but I think that's to be expected.

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bluedraggy: I should explain this a bit. I'm on a discord server and someone posted this drawing, but they didn't even know who the original artist was. I liked it though (for obvious and not so obvious reasons) and did my color thang with it. But there's a reason for this background, which will be clear when I post the REALLY short little "story" next up. Don't expect much. Almost an extended caption for this. But hopefully it will be somewhat entertaining. It's like 2 pages long so not enough to really call a story. A vignette. That's a nice word. A Vignette.

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bluedraggy: Wow! Where was I when this was done? I totally missed it. Thanks for the link on that other thingy Zargo!

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bluedraggy: I regret NOTHING! Everyone has a right to feel pretty sometime!

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bluedraggy: PFFFFT! This is great. I may have to color it for the ASOTIL lovers in the crowd. He's adorablen't.

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bluedraggy: Transparent ectoplasmic hoodies need to become a thing. Always tickled when something silly inspires something else! Cyoot.

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bluedraggy: You know, KuroNeko, once you start down this path you have to include everyone or somebody will feel bad. Are you INTENTIONALLY making people feel bad? Why would you do that? (that's a joke btw.)

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bluedraggy: @Caps - good one! That MIGHT be just what she's thinking!
@Lapma - BEING LEWD IS NOT A CRIME! Besides, the lewdest thing is between your ears.

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bluedraggy: Quill is smirking about the obvious response but can’t say it.

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bluedraggy: Oh, don’t take that as mine. It’s just a trace of one of Kaz’ more unusual Katias. I’m not proud of having to trace, but I really wanted to do this so I did what I had to do to make it not totally crap. At least I got the perspective not nausea inducing!

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bluedraggy: Rick! Do you know what you've DONE?!?!

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bluedraggy: I feel like cutekat will nibble her way through the crepe without touching it till just her mouth is free then give Quill a crepe kiss.

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bluedraggy: It IS candlemas, but I never knew there was an association with crepes. Oddly I did make banana pancakes this morning though so maybe it was fate. No cats were involved, sad to say. Terribly cute.

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bluedraggy: If only someone wrote a fanfiction about that night. BTW, https://archiveofourown.org is a great site for fanfiction I hear!

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bluedraggy: And Lapma, you have really gotten good - if you didn't know it already.

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bluedraggy: Lucy Van Pelt: "It's too early. I never eat December snow. I always wait 'til January."
Katia: Happy January!

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bluedraggy: PFffffff! Thats great! BUSTED (you could say)

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bluedraggy: Welcome to the dark side. I really wasn't going to even try and post this on the booru. But I was convinced that if I'm going to be the edgy, push-the-boundaries kind of guy I present myself as, I have to post some things that ARE over the border. This is over that border, I know full well. So I hereby knowingly and with malice aforethought post this porny fanfiction, challenging the mods to do their jobs and take it down. (But - aha! - you have to read it first! Made you look!)

And if you're reading this in the short window while it's on the booru - congrats! But it can also be found here where the long arm of the MODERATOR police can't touch it! YEAH! Fuck the PO-Lice!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xIp632Pp0CJO5mYLr39RrwBFFPp_zxH3g6F7u_N-st4/edit?usp=sharing

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bluedraggy: Oh yeah! But she might muss her dress. That's always a consideration.

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bluedraggy: The Sparkledress! It's MESMERIZING! You do the best little animations AMK.

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bluedraggy: @AMKitsune I had the same idea of what a singing Argonian would sound like.
Also, hard to tell with the shades, but I'd swear Aggy is checkin' out Quill's butt.
(and yeah, I sexed her up a bit. She would have wanted it that way.)

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bluedraggy: Surely you didn't think I could resist did you?

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bluedraggy: That would definitely be the expectation.

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bluedraggy: Oh! I just understood the crossover! It's Baby Yoda/Katia!

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bluedraggy: This might be racist. :) (too cute)

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bluedraggy: Hey, don't think I haven't seen your steady improvement Lapma! You're doing just fine.

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bluedraggy: @KuroNeko Naa. I just like coloring these things for fun. This is plenty special enough!

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bluedraggy: I don't think Angel-QW quite understands what her role here is supposed to be!

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