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bluedraggy: Oh no! I've become a verb.

bluedraggy: Oh, sorry Rick! I thought that was one from Enheldor. My mistake for sure.

bluedraggy: I'd not done any for awhile. Enheldor sent me over a bunch of old commissions from Kaz and I settled on doing this one. Porcupine Dodger finds an interesting illustrated how-to book.

bluedraggy: To misquote a famous man...
"Oh Gpain, You've done it again."
Don't ever stop.

bluedraggy: How dreadfully CONVENIENT of you to say that Asa! It just so happens... https://kreetthekobold.tumblr.com/tagged/kreetthekobold/chrono points to a story I'm working on concerning a certain kobold that is not a fanfiction and may well end up at least novelette length. You give me an opportunity to spam it here without being off-topic.

bluedraggy: @Toryu-Mau: Here's one. I can do more!
(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens wash their tails with their tongues)
This is the way we wash our tails,
Wash our tails,
Wash our tails.
This is the way we wash our tails
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens braid each other's hair into locks)
This is the way we braid our locks,
Braid our locks,
Braid our locks.
This is the way we braid our locks
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens scrub their fangs with their paws)
This is the way we scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs.
This is the way we scrub our fangs
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens extend and retract their claws on stone or wood)
This is the way we sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws.
This is the way we sharpen our claws
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens mimic pouncing in a circle)
This is the way we catch our prey,
Catch our prey,
Catch our prey.
This is the way we catch our prey
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens make little circles before laying down)
This is the way we make our bed,
Make our bed,
Make our bed.
This is the way we make our bed
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands before falling down to end.)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.

bluedraggy: I may not understand Russian, but I know a good draw when I see one!

bluedraggy: That was long. I know. Also I should have put the title at the top of the .txt file. Evil Quill-Weave pt. 4.

That's the last fanstuff I'm going to be doing for a while I think. Just real life stuff will intervene. But, if you like that sort of thing, the length should keep you busy for a while at least!

bluedraggy: Actually - it doesn't. FurNut just pointed out that those are supposed to be holes on the dragon's wings. Not Adine freckles! (Too many Adines!) Could some kind-hearted admin replace this with this? http://data.tumblr.com/951a317d42b4708f17e1a20e7232e525/tumblr_inline_p05hnbeC6W1sn6wro_raw.png

And if not, just a regular admin instead.

bluedraggy: Don't ask too many questions. Just enjoy the scenery. Kira Fang-Fister and Odahviing enjoying a romantic interlude - with a stowaway. Why is she there in Skyrim? Why are they wearing leotards? What happened to Katia's top? These are all questions that you must deal with in the solitude of your own mind. By FurNut because I had an inspiration and Cider didn't tap me out. :)

bluedraggy: @Rick2tails - Good to hear you liked it! I do consider the commissioner the 'owner' of stuff like this but it had been so long I had no idea who commissioned it! I'm off to mention you're the commissioner everywhere I posted it.

bluedraggy: Well, apparently she doesn't realize she really doesn't need the fake ears anyway! And that whip would probably do more damage to her than anyone else. I'm afraid I've gotta agree with Mevis on that. Though she looks good in the outfit!

bluedraggy: I started working on this one at least 6 months ago, stopped, got better at some stuff, and finished it up enough tonight to post.

It still could use some cleanup, but at least I feel like I;ve improved enough to post it finally.

bluedraggy: Well, she's not unwrapped yet.

bluedraggy: @Sunny - She must have lost a lot of excess weight doing all that exercise. (From her head!)

Well, actually it looks more like it was redistributed. Maybe she was learning some new weightlifting techniques from Quill. (I'll let you-all ponder that one.)

bluedraggy: I was the PICTURE of modesty and purity with this one. I didn't even make the SLIGHTEST indication of anything untoward in this image. Not even sweat! (oh, dammit - Raydio that would have been cool too!) I'm the picture of innocence! Any alternate versions are purely hack jobs.

And after Radian's comment on Red Eyes Katia, I broke out my ancient copy of Poser, loaded that ancient Krystal model, posed her similarly and put the light source where it is here. This is Goddamn Accurate! (well, pretty much anyway).

(Now I'm going to wish I'd made Sweaty Fitia.)

bluedraggy: Seeing Red I call this. By Cider of course, commissioned by Shoka. I was SO HAPPY to hear from him today - not only for giving me permission but actually ASKING me to do this! I put her in a cave because my canon is this is what she'd LIKE to look like when she gets free from that cage! If only this were possible Sigrid better go running at full speed immediately in the opposite direction!

bluedraggy: Suddenly I have a follow-up pic in mind where she's flat on her back with a broken pole atop her and a suitable embarrassed look on her face. :Sadcat:

bluedraggy: Yeah! Like THAT AMKitsune! That's what I was going for anyway.

bluedraggy: My canon is that she dances to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhfFXEMMI4 Been a favorite of mine but a few years ago my wife said it sounded like a stripper's song. So... it does!

bluedraggy: Okay, I was persuaded to upload this against by better judgement. Blame Picartosux and Sashimi. I know time and effort do not equate to acceptability, but for what it's worth this was pretty much all I did yesterday. Multiple light sources is hard stuff! I put the flashy .gif up, but I thing I prefer the static version here: http://data.tumblr.com/9096380b58f1e6a5633311746374e933/tumblr_inline_ozo5qrOp2x1sn6wro_raw.png Oh, and you can blame FurNut for the money and Sashimi with the coin bouncing off her ass. :) If it's too much, yeah - I understand.

bluedraggy: It's a rick2tails original design!

bluedraggy: You nailed the old dead guy Sashimi. Well good. I've come to realize I'm kinda bad and knowing where the line is, but very happy with my commission!

bluedraggy: "I'm taking an awful risk, Cider. This had better work." to paraphrase some dead guy.

Cider did it, I colored it. I sincerely hope it's not too much for the Booru (because if it is, the pole dancing Katia certainly won't be!)

While I originally intended a different scene, this does work perfectly for a scene in Evil Quill-Weave pt. 3 Fall Festival fanfic.

Finally, she looks waaay too enthusiastic about using that knife on the poor pumpkin.

bluedraggy: I hope so because I'm about to post Quill-Weave carving a pumpkin. If it's ejected for being too risque, I'll probably be too embarrassed to post any more for awhile. (And that pole-dancing Katia will surely not make it under the Questionable wire). So wish me luck!

bluedraggy: Rather than post my colored version separately, esp. since there's some question if this is Prequel enough, I'll just post it here in the comments and link to the full size.

http://data.tumblr.com/f1056633e045bce5b46f98888af33a66/tumblr_inline_ozkp02xTsc1sn6wro_raw.png

Came out pretty good I think. Even if my background looks like some kind of weird desert. Backgrounds are hard.

bluedraggy: No! Stop it, me. Stop laughing.

bluedraggy: I'm so desperate I PAY people to read my fanfic. :) But I think when you hear this, you'll understand. Madmanransom is like awesomely good as a voice actor. I could have edited it but no, I left it all just like in the stream. Here, listen to madman read Evil Quill-Weave Part 3!
http://bdprequel.tumblr.com/post/167543676165/madman-read-some-fanfiction-on-the-prequel-stream

bluedraggy: At absolutely the next possible opportunity Sashimi! But when I'm in the mood I write so fast - I'm halfway into a longer-form "part 4" already. This is so last week to me. :)

bluedraggy: Oh.. sorry. I didn't intend to make them hard to find! https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/167454176773/evil-quill-weave-pt-1 there - I think that will work.

bluedraggy: Glad you liked! (and kudos for READING. Such a forgotten art these days.) But I'm obviously getting too predictable. I'll have to change things up next time.

bluedraggy: My translator: Chaos of the shadows at left-hand armpit bears intellect in attempt to extrapolate the sites of fixtures.

I'm unusually interested in the proper translation of "luminaries" and "fixtures" :)

bluedraggy: Ack! I forgot to put you in the tags LuminosityXVII! No way I'm taking the blame for that all alone! :)

bluedraggy: Goddammit Radian, why do you have to be so good?

bluedraggy: Wow - that critique. YOu should do those for more LuminosityXVII

But as for the tatoo - I honestly was wondering the same thing MetalCOMmander. I meant to ask Cider about that little splotch just left of her leg. Could also have been intended to be spilled liquor too. I just sort of left it as-is. If you look at it JUST RIGHT it could be a tatoo of a Khajiit...

bluedraggy: Totally fine with me Kaz. Either way. I fully expected the other to be pulled anyway. And kinda glad you didnt on the stream as it wouldn't have had LuminosityXVII's enormous contribution.

bluedraggy: You may think you've seen this before. You have. The other can be yanked now, the trolling is done. However, I uploaded this one because LuminosityXVII have collaborated on producing this fine record for Katia and Surly Bartender. Apologies to anyone who accidentally actually plays this: http://bdprequel.tumblr.com/post/167397054515/final-version-katia-and-surly-bartender-at-bridge (and thanks LuminosityXVII! That was fun!)

bluedraggy: Yup, that's pretty much it Sashimi. Either that or she bet on Kaz in TF2.

bluedraggy: crap.

bluedraggy: Oh, original here (with rather stream-specific words, though truer words were never spoken.) [IMG]http://data.tumblr.com/51ec6e2e1337bf6baa48111ffcd075bc/tumblr_inline_oz9nrsqn851sn6wro_raw.png[/IMG]

bluedraggy: I broke out my crayons this morning once I'd nabbed my commission off of Cider's tumblr. I think it turned out okay. Decided against adding more background. Kinda emphasizes poor Quill Weave. (will be used as the last image of my little Katia/Rajirra/Quill fanfic thing.)

bluedraggy: It's a plot device.

bluedraggy: Would you lose all respect for me as an author if I said it was a plot device?

bluedraggy: This is part 1. Part 2 and 3 you can read here:
https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/167206848018/shipping-consequences-pt-2

and here:
https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/167209978808/shipping-consequences-pt-3-end

Not my best ever, and kinda melodramatic, but sometimes you gotta write a nice love triangle story, right?

bluedraggy: ^^^This is what an author looks like in the reader's imagination.
vvvThis is what an author actually looks like.


Imagination is a wonderful, wonderful thing.

bluedraggy: Animation is hard. Colored animation is harder. I think my delay is too fast but, well, first time and all.

bluedraggy: Weird, I was thinking of Jay leno too. But you gotta admit it's funny!

bluedraggy: Thx Rick! So, is this officially the Only unabashedly happy Quill that Kaz has ever drawn? I think it may be.

bluedraggy: Heh - it's a Misheard Line. (Wouldn't make sense if you think about it). There were two scenes, the King of the World one with Leonardo, and a Flying scene with Kate Winslet. They get confused. Though I hope I didn't make this one THAT kinky!