Nefel: Use telekinesis, duh

Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: Why would Katia want to get to the next update? It only means more tears.

SrLupinotuum: By possibilities 40% tears, 59,9% failure and 0,1% free cake

Bob: Use mysticism.

Cause fuck logic and reality.

Armael: use third dimension, go around

Tack: Melt the spikes with fire, then move the hot slag out of the way with telekinesis.
Watch your step.

1st_Lt_Obvious: Transcend reality. Draw updates on the sharp blades.

BlakeWolf5113: Use witchhunter logic

AMKitsune: Stop being 'you' and be the pillar instead.

picartosux: Just be patient and wait until the update comes to you instead.

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Haha I wish :(