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samus17: If you read all the way down and are still unimpressed or unamused, have my sincere apologies for wasting your time.

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Kazerad: I am removing the "questionable" tag because the only questionable part is why.

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Vidiotdragon: Cookies that taste like Hepatitis and fish! Nah but that's insane dedication and drunkenness.

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CaptainLackwit: "Cider calmly accepts art criticism"

I'm lightheaded.

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Tahrey: > Blood everywhere, knives and tin cans involved

Looks like you might actually be Kazerad without realising it.

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Eating: >Cider calmly accepts art critique.jpg
>Pvt. Pyle
Oh jeez.

Also, what Tahrey said.

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Tahrey: Hepatitis-and-fish flavour? I think I may have to find a way to effectively zoom this then actually read it instead of just looking at the photo thumbnails.

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Tahrey: > gets to part about planning to cut open a soup can to use as a makeshift cutter
> impromptu reflexive biting of fingers in horror at what's almost certainly going to result

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Tahrey: > was not disappointed
> unfortunately
o_O