DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Mortal fiction is pathetic. Any mention of 'spoilers' will usher forth a cleansing flame.

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lapma: Damn dwemer automaton vacuum cleaners.

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APayne1776_2: Turn it off you're scaring her

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Zargothrax: Run, kitten, RUN!

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KuroNeko: Those dwemer made really terrifying machines.

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AMKitsune: Oh no, it's the 1.0 model! Despite their unmatched proficiency at picking up dust and pet hair, they've never been able to distinguish between shed hair and hair still 'in use'. If it's touching the floor, all hair's fair game in this motorized monstrosities eyes!

Quickly Katia, onto a table, chair or worktop. That's the only way you'll be safe.