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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: Stop right there criminal scum! You violated the levitation act of 3E 421. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence.

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Nefel: I know she needs to steal some stuff but going full Mission Impossible is a little overboard

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Gren: @Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: Lol, I had forgotten that.

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Man_Of_Mer: @Gren: Wait, this law is part of official TES lore?

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Man_Of_Mer:
http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/Levitation_Act

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Gren: Also, Asotil made mention of that law here:
http://www.prequeladventure.com/2011/09/elsewher/

"Saint Jiub’s Day is his favorite holiday, since it’s one of the few that celebrates the proper use of Excessive Violence to triumph over the Forces of Injustice – in this case the Forces of Injustice being anything that violates the Levitation Act by flying higher than twenty feet."

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Man_Of_Mer: Oh and another question; do any of you play ESO?
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SomeShadyGuy: @Man_Of_Mer: I do.

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Mediocre_Scrublord: I played it for a month after it was released, and like 90% of it's former playerbase, didn't bother to refresh my subscription.

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Bob: @Gren:

What?! Can't fly over 20 feet? Might as well shoot down every bird that goes over the limit.

Gods I hate empire rules.