Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: Why would anyone lick a pole anyway?

Nefel: To see if it's true what they say about tongue sticking to cold metal

Mediocre_Scrublord: I remember the deal being that the saliva freezes, so in order to remove the tongue, you just gotta poor warm water on it or something

Kazerad: @Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: The same reason people eat Oreo cookies the WRONG way.

pT-Asotil: @Kazerad: What's the wrong way to eat Oreos?

Mediocre_Scrublord: I don't think I've ever eaten an oreo the right way.
I mean, who has the TIME to chip away at the white substance, and I never have a glass of milk handy.

So I eat them as whole, like a fucking barbarian.

Riddle78: "Have YOU ever licked a lamppost in the winter?" -Alistair

Sorry,I've been playing too much Dragon Age. I'll go back to my corner.

Blockhead: Her tongue is doomed.

DOOOOOMMMMMMEEEDDDDD.

pT-Asotil: @Mediocre_Scrublord: Exactly the way I eat them.

Mediocre_Scrublord: Her tongue is doomed as long as nobody has any lukewarm water handy

tronn: It doesn't need to be water, any body temperature liquid will do!

POMA: Oh come on you can simply heat the pole with bare hands.

Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Kazerad: Because there's not milk handy?

comkiller: @Riddle78: considering who we're talking about, we've seen the answer... repeatedly... with big green abs...