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Adroma: Hello Booru, it's me, the procrastinating Adroma. I decided to finish this while waiting for ESO's Shadow of the Hist update, which took an hour. Anyway, if you're not angry with me for missing my deadline, leave a suggestion for the next Velma. EX: Adroma: Quit procrastinating.

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FonkDerok: Velma: since he seems so nice, ask him if his sword is for sale. after all, I'm sure the mail recipients wouldn't hind if you traded their junk mail for a handy weapon. And it'd be an easy excuse to talk to this handsome green hunk of a man

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OppoQuinn: Velma: leave the green man and search for acceptable murder victims.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Velma: Don't you know, that orc has a nice juicy bounty on him, you should kill him and take it!
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Stankloid: >Realize you are but a figment of a dream of a sleeping godhead
>Achieve CHIM and ascend to godhood like Talos long ago
>Make it so the letters were already delivered yesterday
>Get worship of you banned by the Imperials

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Drowsy-fox: Velma: ask for his name then look through your mail to see if there is anything fore him. You never know we're you might run into someone your delivering to.

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THE-RAGING-OVERLORD: VELMA: TELL HIM,"LOOK, A MAGIC CARPET WITH A LOT OF GOLD!" AND THEN STAB HIM ON THE BACK WITH HE'S SWORD AND MAKE CLOTHES WITH IT'S GUTS AND SKIN...... (ಠ益ಠ)

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Enheldor: Velma: Sithis won't mind as long as you yell "FOR SITHIS!" as loud as you can. This has a beneficial side effect of giving you immunity from guards.
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ammurin: Velma: Understand life, the universe, and everything.

No stabbing. Just peace.

UNTIL THE GREEN MAN STABS YOU!

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Adroma: I cannot do the Velmas and homework at the same time