Making a cat cry: the guide

Sometimes for no apparent reason you feel like making a khajiit female cry and that is not a simple task and that need isn’t simply forgotten either, so let me help you to feed your weird desire with this guide.

Give her an alfiq kitten… (picture by KillerFishSG)

...then stomp it. This is guaranteed to make her cry and possibly gets the guards after you if you need to go to prison too.

Steal her update dosages, as everyone knows update is the life juice of every entity in our universe and sudden stop in receiving update has the following effects: frustration, boredom, depression, the fall of natural disease resistance, weakness, loss of empathy, loss of concentration, higher needs of attention, fur loss, paleness and DEATH.

Point a gun at her. (picture by CoolestUsername)

Having a gun pointed at your face can be a very different experience to different people, fear, sadness and maybe even happiness. There is just something poetic about it, don’t you think? A tool made only for the purpose of killing planned to be used on you to send you to the world beyond.

Punch that w***e right to the face (picture by Mediocre Scrublord)

Retract your arm next to your side and launch it forward towards the unsuspecting face of your victim, simple, but do you have enough strenght?

Get her together with a male khajiit and get them really together. People who don’t know everything about khajiiti might ask why? Well the thing is khajiit penises have hooks, thorns, barbs, so when it goes in and out of the birth hole the female khajiit is overhelmed by different emotions as she screams her lungs empty in pain and pleasure and with a high change, sheds a tear which you need to accomplish for some reason because you are reading this guide, dummy. (picture by KillerFishSG, I’m surprised i actually found a picture for this part)


(Prepare yourself for the most extreme measure) Cut or rip her tail off- *cough cough* it literally hurts to say that. Listen closely, ONLY use this IF OTHER MEASURES DON’T WORK. This leads to an inevitable death. If you have ever even thought of doing this to a khajiit without killing it, they have a special place in hell for you. What happens if a khajiit loses it’s tail? It can’t walk, the tail is a khajiits balancing tool. It literally can only lay on the ground and there’s no way of restoring balance after it and it leads to immediate self destructive thoughts and it is pure agony. Oh my- I really can’t continue this, whoa. I used all my physical and spiritual power to say that, I hope you got all the help you need and you never won’t rip a khajiits tail off.