DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Mortal fiction is pathetic. Any mention of 'spoilers' will usher forth a cleansing flame.

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bluedraggy: Writer's Block?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: *nature channel narrator voice*
here we see a porn writer in her natural habitat
that natural habitat... is very nasty

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Dugar: The Night was Dark and Full of Terrors.

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bluedraggy: Q-W confirmed ghost writer for some old fat guy.

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Sashimi: The best ideas come to mind whilst nekkid! Lol.

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Rick2tails: I could make a suggestion of having a writing partner under the desk but that might not actually get much writing done either.
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Meow-mix-king-44: "Q-W In Her Box Of Fruit And Booze She Calls A House, Writing About (Katia porn? I don't know.)"

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Rick2tails: Katia porn would be an excellent topic for her to write on.though after she did, shed probably be embarrassed and crumple it up into the trash

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CandyDragon: this is me rn tbh

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DOOMGUY11: *spills bottle* oh no...