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Mahyar: I’ve always wondered how so many artists draw Katia with that hard-edged, pixel-like style.

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Mahyar: I saw this picture and suddenly 12 O’Clock by Vangelis started playing in my head

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Mahyar: Designed by a guy on Alibaba

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Mahyar: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? CUM?

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Mahyar: Also, why is half the internet so obsessed with Katia’s ass when its only practical purpose is pooping, not all the other stupid shit people do with it? Like this:


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Mahyar: @Azmeltosh: Oh, I forgot to reply!

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Mahyar: Honestly, I find that pretty funny! If you ask me, Katia would look cute even in an SS uniform. At the end of the day, it’s just a fucking piece of clothing, just a piece of fabric.

It reminds me of people putting their cats in Halloween costumes based on movie killers. It’s funny precisely because it’s a cute little cat wearing something completely ridiculous and sinister!

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Mahyar: 4ball set the Guinness World Record for the most punctures and penetrations of Katia’s anus, sphincter, rectum, and gut.


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Mahyar: Awwww... my CUTE dictator! So determined to impose your adorable little doctrine on everyone, and somehow still ridiculously adorable!

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Mahyar: @hexTerminator: Don’t be surprised, my friend! 4ball still thinks Katia’s intestines are made of military-grade nanopolymer, her sphincter is a tractor washer, and her skeleton is probably steel

Hopefully 4ball sees all of this

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Mahyar: @Azmeltosh: I’m not making this up, it’s scientifically backed.

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Mahyar: @Azmeltosh: It goes back to the time of our early ancestors, especially early humans. Back then, the body needed fat, sugar, and salt, so over the course of evolution, our instincts learned that anything fatty, salty, or sweet = fuel for the body. So when you eat something like salty, greasy french fries, they taste really good because they trigger dopamine release.

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Mahyar: So basically: This shit makes zero biological sense, yet I’m still reading 4ball’s comics and questioning physics, physiology, and biology

But I’ve still got so many questions. Like, why is Katia’s gut built like a fucking elastic barrel?

If I follow 4ball’s logic, I could probably pour gasoline into Katia’s ass and carry her around instead of using a jerry can




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Mahyar: I’ll never understand how 4ball thinks Katia’s bowel can handle that much fluid and such a large object (like Green Chernobyl zombie alien Horse dick) without her dying.

Something that enormous would cause catastrophic intestinal tearing and severe sphincter damage. At that point, it’s less erotic and more horrifying than medieval torture, especially for a goofy and lovable character like Katia.

Still me reading 4ball’s comics:


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Mahyar: @Azmeltosh: Oh, is it actually high?

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Mahyar: By the way, where’s that pic with those massive jugs??? I wanted to put this GIF under it before it got deleted:


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Mahyar: @Azmeltosh: why?

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Mahyar: @asdf12345: Mission accomplished.

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: Me, days later: Actually, never mind. I don't want to learn.

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Mahyar: HexTerminator: Why the fuck are there so many comments here?
Me and Radiocaster:


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Mahyar: BBCode my beloved

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Mahyar: PETA, ASPCA, RSPCA after seeing this:


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Mahyar: I hope you didn't get what I meant.

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Mahyar: I deeply regret seeing what happened next.

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Mahyar: Noice!

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Mahyar: Does Katia Managan contain vitamin C and citric acid?

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Mahyar: Tone is playful, not hostile.™

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Mahyar: Admins: No visible holes, no problem.
Also admins: Nothing explicit here, officer!
Also also admins: We are the officers.

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Mahyar: Content warning: questionable
Question: why
Answer: artist

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Mahyar: @Sashimi: Yeah, I remember how heavy computer monitors used to be!

But CRTs had some advantages modern displays don't really have: very long lifespan, extreme durability, and resistance to EMP.

Fun fact: my CRT module is only 4 inches! It's smaller than a phone screen.

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Mahyar: @Sashimi: But seriously, flybacks are dangerous. They can output over 10 kV!

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Mahyar: Funny! :D

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Mahyar: You used SFM, didn’t you?

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Mahyar: It’s actually a complete CRT module.

The wiring turned into a cursed spider web.

Also accidentally got my hand near the flyback and felt the tingle. Almost had a grave waiting for me tomorrow.

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Mahyar: I got www.prequeladventure.com⁠ displaying on a 4-inch B&W CRT.

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Mahyar: @NotGodOkay: You managed to butcher both basic psychology and basic grammar.

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: Thanks, sure. Teach me.

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: Ok

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: Do you want me to remove the background and upload only the part I actually drew myself so you'll stop busting my balls about it?

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Mahyar: :)

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Mahyar: @kat-uno: Thank you! Nice choice! It’s open source too! I love open-source software! :D

Do you think I could learn to draw well too? Honestly, I’m not very good at drawing yet. Did you start out drawing with a mouse too?

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: I used AI for that trivial element because I didn’t consider it worth the extra time. If I wanted AI to do the actual drawing for me, I could have done exactly that, but I didn't.

I never claimed that absolutely every pixel was made manually. I said the artwork itself was mine, and I clarified which elements were AI-generated when users asked.

And honestly, what difference does it make whether the source of that background was some random website, a forgotten computer sitting in my garage, or AI? At the end of the day, the fucking background is still the background.

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Mahyar: Katia looks so good in skirts.

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Mahyar: @Radiocaster: Do you mean me? Because your recent behavior certainly makes it seem that way.

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Mahyar: Booru admins when I upload a meme without the “questionable” tag:

RED ALERT! RED ALERT! THIS IS A FIVE-ALARM EMERGENCY!

Booru admins when they see actual questionable artwork:

Not great. Not terrible. BUT GREAT.

(Sponsored by: Tone is playful, not hostile.™)

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Mahyar: I love it! Just one question: what did you use to draw this?

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Mahyar: It’s really cute and pretty! I especially love how the sandals look on Katia.

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Mahyar: But seriously, I have no reason to fake this. There’s nothing for me to gain from it. I made this because I enjoy drawing and just wanted to have fun with it.

And honestly, I actually want to improve my drawing skills. If I just used AI to draw the whole thing for me, I wouldn’t be improving my own skills at all. What’s the point of drawing if I’m not the one learning and getting better?
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