DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Play nicely with other mortals. For we shall not play nicely with you.

Dramatic Descriptions


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Jhonka: Damnit. Katia's been drinking again.

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Jhonka: Indeed. Because clearly, that is how juicing a fruit works. It squirts the juice out of the leaves.

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Jhonka: Tits? Cock?

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Jhonka: If only I could give her a new pair of gloves. Alas, I am only an out-of-universe observer.

:(

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Jhonka: "Looks like this kitten's..."

/sunglasses

"...got claws."

/Horatio

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Jhonka: Cock-sock-puppet?

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Jhonka: Yeeeeah, so... "Tween"-age refers to what the young folks in the US call a "tween", these days. It's what us Old Farts would just call a "pre-teen". Because it sounds far less...~that~.

Also, thank you Katia. I WOULD like some cookies laced with kewcaine.
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