Sybracus: I need bleach, a magnet, and cleansing nuclear hellfire to purge this image from my mind.

Sybracus: @PermanentFace: I shall now be hearing Armstrong's voice whenever I read Asotil's lines. Thank you for this

Sybracus: So this is a Katronach?

...

I'm not sorry.

Sybracus: @picartosux: Cue agonized screeching in 3... 2... 1...

Sybracus: Katia all the way down.

Sybracus: Ebil Kazerad > Hunt down the commenters. They are going to aid Kazerad in his escape.

Sybracus: It almost looks like he's tripping on moon sugar, or even skooma.

Sybracus: @Enheldor: Not all fur helps to insulate from the cold. Cold-climate species have a thicker coat of smaller down hairs underneath the longer coat of guard hairs, and sometimes have a third coat of medium awn hairs between the two. Species from hotter climates, like Khajiit, may have thinner or nonexistant down hair, leaving them vulnerable to the cold. It's like how our own hair is useful for keeping our scalp from getting sunburned, but is utter $#!? at insulating our heads from freezing temperatures.

Sybracus: Remember how Katia used to live in a castle with royalty before the nightmares made it difficult? What if it wasn't the panic attacks that forced her family to move, but that she was doing this with the noble's clothes.

Sybracus: 11/10

Sybracus: Is she making a snow angel here?

Sybracus: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Don't worry. We all do. Namely Prequel not updating.

Sybracus: @Stankloid: That puts her face in a whole new light.

Sybracus: The worst part is how the text turns into a wall of fur and stares into your soul.

Sybracus: Too perfect for words.

Sybracus: "Wait? This isn't why you wanted me in tights?"

"FREEDOM!"

"Bang! Pow! Pop!"

Sybracus: Hi, animals.

Sybracus: I'm going to say fake.
If I'm right, I win.
If I'm wrong, the update is real and I win.

Sybracus: @Rick2tails: Soviet Russia didn't have Silt Striders.

Sybracus: In Morrowind, cat rides fleas.