DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Unimaginable suffering shall be granted to those that do not tag properly.

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VashTheStampede: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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VashTheStampede: @Diocletithik_Nagnaresh but he wasn't a robot liek Master Chief so he didnt fly.

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VashTheStampede: \(~O~)/

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VashTheStampede: Well no wonder she's scared.

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VashTheStampede: BLIMEY

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VashTheStampede: Joe Chief was in space and had weapons and was a army guy

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VashTheStampede: PROPERTY DAMAGE

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VashTheStampede: HEY THERE, LET'S SKIP INTRODUCTION AND GET MARRIED INSTEAD!!!

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VashTheStampede: That fish needs a hat.
"Look, I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy!"

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VashTheStampede: D'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, FINE I'LL BUY YOU A CANDY!!!

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VashTheStampede: Please.
All of you.

Never reproduce.

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VashTheStampede: Qiul Weef plz

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VashTheStampede: SOLDIER, RETURN THOSE TRAINING ITEMS TO THE ARMORY IMMEDIATELY!!!

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VashTheStampede: *Gets in box.*
Hey sexy lady...
GET OUTTA MY BOX!!!

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VashTheStampede: Yeah... but real life Kazerad is SO CUTE!!!

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VashTheStampede: *sword in my back*
It isn't a vague memory.

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VashTheStampede: *whispering*
America... Fuck yeah.

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VashTheStampede: A khajiit with bangs!

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VashTheStampede: Hue hue hue

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VashTheStampede: i made venison into venison, and shock-punch into an armchair.

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VashTheStampede: MY PUPPY IS DEEEAAAAAD!!!

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VashTheStampede: Hey look, a racist post and it's finally not racist towards Katia.

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VashTheStampede: Merry Christmas!

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VashTheStampede: Adorable.
Also, don't worry. It's just the blood of Criminal Scum.

Which is still bad, because killing, but you get the idea.

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VashTheStampede: You made an oopsie.
But that's ok, because you're starting your life all over again.
You are now John Smith, from Iowa.

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VashTheStampede: That... Butt head!

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VashTheStampede: A millennia in MS Paint.

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VashTheStampede: "Every second I am out here is agony."
Nailed it with that paraphrasing.

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VashTheStampede: But I thought Michael Bay was doing this project?

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VashTheStampede: ASOTIL, SAVE KATIA'S BUTTOCKS!!!

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VashTheStampede: The least she could do is bro-fist him.

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VashTheStampede: 1 million marshmallows could not give me diabeetus like this picture does.

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VashTheStampede: Well, my 8oring friends, I've got to get my God-Tier on.

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VashTheStampede: Can you make your own gas mask?
That would make the world a nicer place.

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VashTheStampede: Hey, my silly post inspired fanart!
I FEEL KINDA IMPRTANT!!!
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