DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Play nicely with other mortals. For we shall not play nicely with you.

Dramatic Descriptions

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bjornhansenthemansen: phooey on "neutrality"
if this is the kind of war that was happening i'm certain my great grandfather would have wanted to see it
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bjornhansenthemansen: very interesting. i do look forward to future episodes. hijinks in modern times. inner city run-ins with violent gangs.
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bjornhansenthemansen: JEG VIL GI HENNE MINE BARN.
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bjornhansenthemansen: Step One: Hands on shoulders
Step Two: One hand on back of skull, other hand firmly gripping the chin
Step Three: s N a P n E c K
j̠̭̲͎̗̺͞ͅE̜͕͈͕g̡͙͕̘ ͏̝b͏̖̗͙̤̮A̟̭d͍̩̪͔ÉR҉̲̩̘̣͕ ͅi̗̙̗̰̠̟͈ ̜͇̹͈B̞͓͟L̕o̘̠̜̳̝͜D̼̹̝͓͉̳͝
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bjornhansenthemansen: alas
this time the pineapple performed a trick on HER
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bjornhansenthemansen: IF there's any cross over I love the most, it's this!
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bjornhansenthemansen:
Everything is better with Bjørn.
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bjornhansenthemansen: @Zargothrax: u dont fukin control me
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bjornhansenthemansen: not until she takes it off
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bjornhansenthemansen: what the hell are you starin at
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bjornhansenthemansen: There's times when you just can't shitpost on something.
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bjornhansenthemansen: he smacks his tongue and he smacks your ass
when he's through with you you'll give no sass
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bjornhansenthemansen: insert peanut butter up nose
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bjornhansenthemansen: it's like a perfect life-to-art portrait of a prostitute i once saw inside a brothel in amsterdam
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bjornhansenthemansen: you scandalous bastard
that bra is too small
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bjornhansenthemansen: truly the only way to dedicate myself to my waifu is through the complex artistry of minecraft murals
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bjornhansenthemansen: @Skoon: thanks i made it myself
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bjornhansenthemansen: this is the last thing you see before you die
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bjornhansenthemansen: @Geravind: Looks like someone is faaaaaaar from English.
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bjornhansenthemansen: people's heads aren't that big
stoopid
imbecile
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bjornhansenthemansen: i want her to crush me with her burn mark muscle definition
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bjornhansenthemansen: don't look at me like that you plastic bastard
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bjornhansenthemansen: @Unidentified_BA: I like to play hopscotch and penisbutt with my best friend Jerry Seinfeld.
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bjornhansenthemansen: is this what happens when god turns of the content quality filter
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bjornhansenthemansen: my wife
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bjornhansenthemansen: @madmanransom: who the fuck are you
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bjornhansenthemansen: @Krozbott: @Krozbott: @Rick2tails: Shut the fuck up . Christ.
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