Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...
mesmatch: The lumps on the left are supposed to be latkes. Jewish people have a tradition of eating chinese food on christmas because nothing else is open, and eating latkes on hanukkah because yay oily potatoes. But when they fall on the SAME NIGHT, you have to eat both!
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