DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Spanking is reserved only for mortal punishment, not fanart.
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YOU PEASENT MORTALS ARE TOO LAZY TO LEARN OUR LANGUAGE DEADRIC, SO HERES A WHOLE ENTIRE LIST DEDICATED TO THE DEADRIC TEXT ON THE FANART PAGE.
HERE TAKE IT
1.Moderators can add new Daedric Fun Tips. Kazerad probably won't even notice, and the site does not log who added them.
2.Only fools seek to voice their distaste. Enlightened beings use the blacklist to shun such distractions.
3.All beings within Mundus are but characters on the stage of fate and should be tagged as such with "character:" before their names.
4.Add value to mortals' feeble lives. Tag artists with "artist:(artist name)"
5.Deleted images are cast into Oblivion along with their creators.
6.Deliver fleeting happiness to a fellow mortal. Comment on their works.
7.Play nicely with other mortals. For we shall not play nicely with you.
8.Challenge the rules at your own peril.
9.Burn
10.Think before you post. Not even Stendarr will forgive you.
11.Spanking is reserved only for mortal punishment, not fanart.
12.Mortality is no excuse for poor tagging. If you must, have a Khajiit suggest tags for you
13.Some of your 'photographs' are plagued by the curse of 'incorrect rotation'. You may want to do something about that.
14.Obey all rules or suffer unimaginable consequences.
15.Lesser beings should be ashamed of their uncovered body. Tag such images with "questionable".
16.Mortals cannot be trusted to make decisions on their own. Peruse other images to make sure you are tagging properly
17.A higher power gifts you comment boxes, do not sully them with unnecessary linked images
18.Betray your fellow mortals by reporting violated rules. Your continued existence is your only reward.
19.We are watching you.
20.Create an account to leave comments, upload images, and give your fleeting life meaning.
21.Another booru is not a valid source. Either find the artist's original site or leave the source blank.
22.If you wish to vainly improve your image with a reupload, beseech an admin or report your original upload for its crimes.
23.Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome.
Writing for too long can...
well theres not that much but if you were ever curious here you go i guess, there are obviously a few i missed but i at least got most of them
HERE TAKE IT
1.Moderators can add new Daedric Fun Tips. Kazerad probably won't even notice, and the site does not log who added them.
2.Only fools seek to voice their distaste. Enlightened beings use the blacklist to shun such distractions.
3.All beings within Mundus are but characters on the stage of fate and should be tagged as such with "character:" before their names.
4.Add value to mortals' feeble lives. Tag artists with "artist:(artist name)"
5.Deleted images are cast into Oblivion along with their creators.
6.Deliver fleeting happiness to a fellow mortal. Comment on their works.
7.Play nicely with other mortals. For we shall not play nicely with you.
8.Challenge the rules at your own peril.
9.Burn
10.Think before you post. Not even Stendarr will forgive you.
11.Spanking is reserved only for mortal punishment, not fanart.
12.Mortality is no excuse for poor tagging. If you must, have a Khajiit suggest tags for you
13.Some of your 'photographs' are plagued by the curse of 'incorrect rotation'. You may want to do something about that.
14.Obey all rules or suffer unimaginable consequences.
15.Lesser beings should be ashamed of their uncovered body. Tag such images with "questionable".
16.Mortals cannot be trusted to make decisions on their own. Peruse other images to make sure you are tagging properly
17.A higher power gifts you comment boxes, do not sully them with unnecessary linked images
18.Betray your fellow mortals by reporting violated rules. Your continued existence is your only reward.
19.We are watching you.
20.Create an account to leave comments, upload images, and give your fleeting life meaning.
21.Another booru is not a valid source. Either find the artist's original site or leave the source blank.
22.If you wish to vainly improve your image with a reupload, beseech an admin or report your original upload for its crimes.
23.Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome.
Writing for too long can...
well theres not that much but if you were ever curious here you go i guess, there are obviously a few i missed but i at least got most of them
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