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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: An overabundance of... enthusiasm... is surprisingly common among Khajiiti bachelors.

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Francix: the hands are in reverse

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Francix: The left hand is supposed to be palm up, the right one is not itself, sadly. :(

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Kazerad: Quick! Other moderators, it's time for a discussion panel. Is the joke too risque?

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Pepsidude: Oh god it took me a few minutes to get it

10/10

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MikeyTheFox: At first I didn't get it but it took me awhile.

@Kaz Er, Maybe, I'm not sure. If anyone other Mod has an Opinion I'd like to hear it. I want to lean to the risque side but again I'm not completely sure.

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Unidentified_BA: I think it's fine. Anyone that gets it is going to laugh, and anyone that does not will just skip over it. Nobody can get hurt in the same way that seeing boobs will hurt them.

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stupid_smelly_greedy_cat_people: Don't get it.

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Man_Of_Mer: All I can say is; Ha!
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TemporaryFace: It took me a moment. All these people look the same to me.
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spenjac19: the cathay forms are born during this lunar cycle.

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Man_Of_Mer: @spenjac19: I think you should look at the lunar birth chart again.

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @spenjac19: I can see how you'd think so, but no, sorry.
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KCid_AmA_i: I find this offensive. References to explicit material, even in innuendo, is harmful and wro-

pfffHAHAHAHAHA
XD

Hopefully ol' Thengy enjoys our little handshakes as much as I do. Seeing as, you know. *ahem*
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KCid_AmA_i: Also, is that an onion? Oh, it's gauze! Good to be prepared i guess; you might suppose guaze to be kind of like the Khajiiti bachelor's Gold Bond.

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Mediocre_Scrublord: i am so confused

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tronn: Then again it might be an onion, some people are into that kind of thing.
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KCid_AmA_i: mmmmmmm
dat burn

Only thing that tops it? Tabasco sauce.
Or toothpaste.

But seriously, do NOT try toothpaste, burns like minty hell.
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KCid_AmA_i: FOR DAYS

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SrLupinotuum: ?

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Kazerad: @KCid_AmA_i: @KCid_AmA_i:
why is this a conversation that is happening D=. Why do people know these things. Why.

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Kazerad: The conversation is my fault, not sure why people know these things though.
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KCid_AmA_i: @Kazerad:
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
-Theodore Roosevelt

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Mediocre_Scrublord: I AM STILL CONFUSED
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CardiacTasty: @Mediocre_Scrublord: Same, though I have my suspicions...
I'd be interested to see whether one could extrapolate another's gender from whether they get the joke or not; being female certainly would make understanding a smidgen more difficult, but it wouldn't bias the results indisputably one way or the other.
I bet you could whip some piece of code out to extrapolate likely gender-alignments from multiple instances like this, I wonder how much time that would take...
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CardiacTasty: Heh, lunar cycle games, clever. Allow me to continue the charade, and give an answer in the form of a riddle:

He is behind everything, yet oversees everything.
He is a /terrible/ chef.
He is one.

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Prophet_Lord: Oh gods. I've been looking at this image in complete confusion since it was posted. Until a moment ago.

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Mediocre_Scrublord: is this some kind of mensturation joke
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SomeShadyGuy: The moons are not related to the joke, but one of the tags is a hint.

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Armael: cats have barbed dicks and he regrets beating it?

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Armael: More like he regrets being quite so enthusiastic, also you can't just say that like out loud. There are rules to this sort of thing.

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Mediocre_Scrublord: so he got mega wanker's cramp from his monster dong
the case has been cracked

I still don't know what is going on with him presenting his wang-wrecked palms to the red moon

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Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Mediocre_Scrublord: I just felt that his palm needed to face the camera if anyone was going to have a chance of getting the joke. The moon is incidental.

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Mediocre_Scrublord: ah