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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Another commission! This one is for a special day marking one year since I realized my love for Katia and accepted it.

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Pepsidude: dork

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @Pepsidude: no u

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unknown_victor: Katia is surprisingly Asian in this image, (Prequel anime? would be a cool concept).

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Armored-Struggle-Wagon: @unknown_victor: I was just about to say that!
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jegjurel: cut ya hair ya dingus, its a tactical liability
how ya gonna defend ya waifu when a bandit grabs ya by ya mop and hacks ya head off with a rusty cleaver

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @jegjurel:
:| Uh, Katia will save me.... >_> Plus, what would she say about my long hair, what if she doesn't want me to cut it!
@unknown_victor: Artists have their particular styles, and I like to commission different people a lot.

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tronn: Who's the girl Katia is holding hands with?

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @tronn: that's a guy you dork.
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jegjurel: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: what if shes outta magicka ya dingorious maximus? and what about that 20/20 hindsight when she realizes that it was ya illustrious flowin' hair 'n shit that got ya salad tossed? I'm sure she'd rather ya cut it than mourn your horrifyingly mangled corpse for the rest of her days, retreating back into the bottle she'd just crawled out of
@tronn: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Kyqgn05B4

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @jegjurel: :< F-fine, a hair cut might be needed then...

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PermanentFace: Yuck.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @PermanentFace: Something you want to say Mr. Cynical?

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korblborp: -looks at ThatGuy's username- yep, definitely a dork :D
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jegjurel: @korblborp:nigga we all dorks here
however the delineation here is that Mr. Guy doesn't seem to have a disconnect with his dorkery, he represents every last one of our collective thoughts towards Katia
pure, unadulterated and unapologietic; he serves to remind all of us just how much we love that sad yellow cat thing
for as hhroasted as he gets I respect him, livin in the moment and proclaiming his adoration of a character that will never live and breathe in this plane of existence, a tragedy for every one of us, yet facing that fact with courage and love rather than hopeless abandon, a beacon of hope amidst the raging seas of >tfw that make up our daily lives
but yeah hes a huge fucking dork (and/or dingus)

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Filthypaladin: @jegjurel: I do this too! Except, in a slightly different way!

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Drowsy-fox: Is the building they are in made of chocolate because if it is they should make that milk on the chocolate table into chocolate milk. Just scrape some chocolate off of the chocolate brick wall.

I think I may have chocolate on my mined right now. Maybe I should go get some.

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Drowsy-fox: OK I made some chocolate milk so I should be fine now...

Whate is that chocolate cake I see on the chocolate table?!

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @jegjurel: I must be the biggest dork of all.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Also, I am surprised no one noticed the Rings of Mara on the table

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: Ring of Mara is canon item from TES, so doesn't that merit it having its own tag?

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Drowsy-fox: I noticed the rings I just had chocolate on my mined. now I'm full on chocolate milk, a wad of mini KitKat's that melted in a car and I froze back together, and some chocolate fudge cookies.

Lol kitkat's(cats).

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PermanentFace: @ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: There is no ring of Mara in canon. In Skyrim, courtships are officiated by Amulets of Mara, but I have never heard of a ring.

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angrybacteria: @jegjurel: Well said. Very well said.

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Drowsy-fox: In skyrim You get rings after you merry if I remember correctly.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @PermanentFace: It originated from ESO, which according to bethesda is canon. Rings of Mara are also less bulky than Amulets.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @jegjurel: Also thank you :3, Katia brings me great happiness, really she is the only girl i've ever been interested in. My life was filled with cynicism, and isolation, my only friends being those who I played video games with, or ones I met at AA with my mother.

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ThatGuyWithAKhajiitWaifu: @Filthypaladin: