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mesmatch: The famous burrito art masterpiece from last night

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Kazerad: For anyone who is extremely confused: I was in a restaurant and someone paid me a bunch of money to "draw Katia and Quill-Weave kissing, using a burrito as the medium".

I even got Quill-Weave's green scales in front.

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IkkyKrrk: A masterpiece in food form.

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compaqness: Man all these art tags, sometime I need to make a combo out of those and make something

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Verskon: And thus, art in the form of food has blessed this site with it's holy presence!

Someone should make a Katia muffin!

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Kazerad: @Verskon: Have we already forgotten the Cookie Memorial contest?

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Mezhik:
questionable!

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Preston_Garvey: I drew a picture with a can of chili, didn't open the can the right way either but just sorta hit it with a hammer and remebered I had art stuff to do so I drew with the chili soaked can, left my phone in my refrigarator and put the chili in my pocket. Lesson is don't stay up till four in the morning watching a Simpsons marathon.

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Preston_Garvey: Also I bet a server looked over and said "Thats why he wanted a burrito, what the fuck!?"

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Geravind: @Kazerad: Man... you'd better get it over with drinking.
There are starving little khajiits somewhere -- and you waste food like this.

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Kazerad: @Preston_Garvey: I told her exactly why I was ordering it. She brought a beautiful and immaculately prepared burrito, which I then began squeezing over a piece of paper and, eventually, ripping apart and sculpting. Midway through she came back and asked if I needed more beans, but I told her I was okay.

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Geravind: @Kazerad:
While reading your post, Khajiit expected "...she came back and asked, if I needed more help with my life".
Next time tell her, that she's not a good person either ...regardless she doesn't have a clue, who the Khajiit is.

@Mezhik: Your linked picture shows the precise expression, how Khajiit feels about this.
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Streetwind: This should be tagged Questionable... not because of nudity, but because of sanity :D

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Kazerad: @Streetwind: Well if you look at Quill-Weave's chest, I'm pretty sure she's naked too. Someone tag it.

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Mezhik: @Geravind:я просто страдал фигней + то что на картинке, характеризующей "сомнительное" показалось похоже на этот бурритображение
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kazerad: I'm doing because I know people are really going to wonder what this is when they look at the thumbnail.

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IkkyKrrk: So I got a question about who to credit the art to. Do you tag the chef who made the burrito, or the person who ruined said burrito by making art of it?

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SoarFlyer: @IkkyKrrk:
You tag the guy who runs the burrito farm.

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furnut: At the early moments of this creation, when Kaz was really digging out the steaming entrails of the poor unsuspecting burrito, he mentioned how hot it was.

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Enheldor: @furnut: What was everything he said that we took out of context while constructing this masterpiece?

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8Aerondight8: Oh God I see it now!

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DavidTheZettaNerd: "What the Hell am I looking at?" - Dark Helmet. Space Balls. 1987.

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scoopski: After all those months, I still wonder what was going through the heads of Kaz's fellow patrons.
Then again, they've probably seen all sorts of weird things going on at his table.

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Sashimi: Well I hope you at least ate this afterward. Don't want to waste a perfectly good burrito.

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WassapDude94: @Sashimi: The thing is, this isnt a perfectly good burrito

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Sashimi: @WassapDude94: Well okay,I'll give you that, but I still wouldn't want to waste a burrito with all it's burrito'y delight!

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CandyDragon: You know, this is kind of gross. Interesting, and definitely an unorthodox art medium, but also gross. I hope he ate it.

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Rick2tails: more gross then anything I think but as a wacky one shot thing to do for the stream I get it

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KuroNeko: I love how this is tagged as questionable XD

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KuroNeko: Literal food porn