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bluedraggy: I dunno - I know we don't like cropped porn pictures here... and yet, it's a Kaz drawing, with Redout revisions. That cropping is within 1 pixel of naughty. :) Anyway, I actually did the linework for the extra bits based on Redout's original. Also tried a bit different style here. Some places I think it worked, some places, not so much. Well, gotta keep experimenting. Oh, and Cal paid for it so, thanks again Caliberr!

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bluedraggy: Made up a little story thing:

hey say if you kiss the Blarney Stone, you will be gifted with persuasive speech the rest of your life. Apparently there are many 'fake' Blarney Stones, but the real one is built high up in a castle tower and requires a rather odd maneuver to kiss it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blarney_Stone

Weedum-Ja, not to be outdone, doesn't just kiss the Blarney Stone, she makes sweet, passionate love to it while nude and apparently well-oiled.

In the end she got the gift of gab, her Persuasiveness raised by +3. However, she is now known throughout Cyrodiil as the most gifted tongue for sexual favors in the land, and is sought after by both men and women. However, as word of her talent spread, she went into hiding and is now a recluse in an undisclosed location. This, of course, has rendered her Persuasiveness gain moot.

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Rick2tails: aww the poor thing.

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Unidentified_BA: @bluedraggy: Is this even porn? She's licking a rock. Heck nipples are allowed on the booru in the right context.

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bluedraggy: btw, I was thinking about it BA, but then realized the pineapple wouldn't cover it. Naa, this is enough. :) Just be thankful I don't try and upload that bartender!

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DOOMGUY11: Lick the crack
Sorry, also dang wat a misfortune for her