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Asperger_kitten_1337: wait a minute, this isn't either adorable or lewd.
What have you done to the real Furnut?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: haha, yes!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: human pancakes
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @comkiller: get that man a cookie

no. a BOX of cookies
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Asperger_kitten_1337: btw the pineapple doesn't do anything, once again
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Asperger_kitten_1337: those scales are so shiny I went blind
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Asperger_kitten_1337: I have discovered the power of pineapples...

I must sex them
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Must. Re- yol, TOOR SHUL
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Must. resist. adding. tag.
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Aesthetic Managans
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Asperger_kitten_1337: *nature channel narrator voice*
here we see a porn writer in her natural habitat
that natural habitat... is very nasty
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @scoopski: AMKitsune loves butt slapping action, that's why
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Asperger_kitten_1337: the Kvatch arena armor doesn't have sleeves, though
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Asperger_kitten_1337: I don't remember this being featured yesterday
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Shotgun_Observations: you picked the wrong house/slutcat, fool!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Katia pets the spider, what a badass
tumblespider emits happy spider noises
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Asperger_kitten_1337: cute
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @LuminosityXVII: no, she is on a small asteroid
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Nyflex: ...OA-
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Meow-mix-king-44: Katia doesn't have a master because she is an independent slutcat not a (sex)slavecat
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: it would take 5 whole seconds to blink/wink with those eyes
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Shotgun_Observations: 6 hours in: Imp murderboss: "Your miserable life has made your skin thick, kitten."
Katia: "I was born w- wait no I wa-"
Katia is hit with a fireball and has dieded
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Asperger_kitten_1337: there it is... *cough cough* there it... *cough* iiis... *diarrhea noises*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @ArtMartin: yes, they are tumors, Sigrid cursed Katia with knee cancer
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @madmanransom: shoulders are for the weak
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: if it's absolutely magnificent
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @ZombieRiser: life is when you are in control of a sentient creature
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Raydio: GAME OVER you were busted
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Asperger_kitten_1337: mentally_questionable, please
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Asperger_kitten_1337: Santa claus has thrown huge present
Jerry Jerryson was hit byhuge present
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Rick2tails: the nuke alarms are gonna go off soon
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Asperger_kitten_1337: source: gaydio
there are no grills in teh interwebs?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Radian: congratulation, you aren't blind
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Asperger_kitten_1337: yes, that is ASS
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Asperger_kitten_1337: this gives me flashbacks of Space Station 13
that gives me flashbacks of the Furries in Spandex clan in Planetside 2
which gives me Planetside 1 flashbacks
*confused screaming
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Asperger_kitten_1337: now make a nekked lizard
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Asperger_kitten_1337: the giant catfish is attacking
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Asperger_kitten_1337: to be realistic, anything
drunk Katia is drunk Katia
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Asperger_kitten_1337: "you feel something right behind you"
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @WassapDude94: yes
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @EBwaffles: *woahahaua intestifies*
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Asperger_kitten_1337: is this what they call a gat?
get it?
it's a goat and a cat
hehehe...
i wish somebpdy loved me
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @PermanentFace: (0 ͜ʖ0)
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Asperger_kitten_1337: ajit fakesmile shitpal
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @GalaTheFish: it's 11pm and you try to sleep. the only thing keeping you awake is a weird suffling noise coming from the otherside of your house. You know that it's the weird yellow thing that you adopted shaking in a corner with no way to stop it and it's making you mad. What do you do?
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @lllxBL4ZExlll: i don't remember
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @lllxBL4ZExlll: A killing rampage is all you need when you lived at a castle but suddenly get a phobia of royalties, getting buried in shit by your family because you all had to move to the countryside, getting robbed by a orc you had sex with, find something worth anything and breaking it, realizing you have had sex with a skeleton, being mindcontrolled by a bitch into giving her all your stuff and thrown out into the rain naked, almost burning to death, being left for dead by a fellow khajiit, getting trapped in a cage then being ripped off all your belongings and being tortured for someone's sexual entertainment so you'd tell how you broke free from mindcontrol
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Asperger_kitten_1337: noice
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Sashimi: yeah, I killed Krampus!
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Asperger_kitten_1337: @Asa_of_elswher: i agree
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