DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
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BlackMessa: she'd probably a lot better if she had Dwemer Goo

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BlackMessa: It's Laser Time!

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BlackMessa: Already on fire.

Nice work, Another! She looks super cute in this!

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BlackMessa: @SlashSeven: Wasn't that outlawed during the events of Morrowind?

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BlackMessa: What's GraphicsGale?

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BlackMessa: ohhh this is from battlefield isn't it?

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BlackMessa: heckin cat drink a pepsi

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BlackMessa: @Jakobqasadilla: yeah I think it's from the third one

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BlackMessa: ew cowmangler
Nicely done, you can very clearly see she's descending, and can only hope she packed a B.A.S.E Jumper.

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BlackMessa: BY THE NINE DIVINE! I didn't think an animation could be this clean, this smooth, this incredible! Well done, indeed!

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BlackMessa: Four Septims. Like, max.

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BlackMessa: i don't want to buy this OC, stop trying to sell him to me

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BlackMessa: Para-Medic wouldn't be proud.

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BlackMessa: this is a thread for the ages, folks. rajiira lovers versus the world, a character that so far we haven't seen canonic redemption of but hoh she cyoot so she gets a temporary pass (i second this opinion)

what she did was leave sadcat to her death (read: trap a fellow khajiit in a room with MurderImp McFleshfuck and barricading the door for good measure) and didn't even stick around to deal with the aftermath, and then leave the story forever (read: two or three dozen updates idk). if she gets another appearance then i'll hope right along with you that she's redeemed or has some sort of tragic backstory that would justify her traitorous actions but in the meantime she's badcat

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BlackMessa: coincidentally, eli vance is missing his prosthetic leg...

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BlackMessa: i'd unironically hang that in my room

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BlackMessa: and you're watching disney channel

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BlackMessa: Cuts heal naturally over time, but if you go into "CURE" in the Survival Viewer and treat it, it'll heal instantaneously.

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BlackMessa: maybe Katia's the one rejecting our love, and Rajirra'sexperiencing heartbreak?

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BlackMessa: JAWBREAKERS, QUILL-WEAVE

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BlackMessa: you know what the pills are for

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BlackMessa: Frustration: 100/100!

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BlackMessa: @Kazerad:
but there's germs, man. there isn't any hand sanitizer for him, there isn't any Purrell.

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BlackMessa: i'd advise against cleaning anything in that bar with your tongue, but you do you

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BlackMessa: both hands above the table missy

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BlackMessa: @AMKitsune: While Aperture specializes in quantum tunneling (read: portals,) Black Messa is more focused on teleportation and inter-dimensional travel.

So probably not.

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BlackMessa: @AMKitsune: If the ooze on the platform to her left was orange gel, I'd consider that possibility. As it stands, however, her momentum would be too low to actually land on anything but the goop.

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BlackMessa:
haha nice

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BlackMessa: They shouldn't be mad, flagons and mugs are the easiest to clean.

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BlackMessa: spat out my tea, how could you do this

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BlackMessa: I mean, those sweetrolls have to be rock hard, right? You could go across the playable map, without fast travel, and walk back.

And the sweetroll will still be out on the counter.

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BlackMessa: Use them like frisbees.
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