DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Mortal fiction is pathetic. Any mention of 'spoilers' will usher forth a cleansing flame.

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MetalC0Mmander: @Man_Of_Mer: She's hanging to a roof.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kazerad: That guy doing the poison cookies is going to kill himself baking the damm things am I right?

Also I wasn't aware there was a worst time for that sort of thing. Unless you mean all the time is the worst time.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Antariplex:Sure go ahead if you want to smack your head across the billard board. I guess you could shorten the rope but... well okay there's no way someone would actually be able to play billard like that but it might be physically possible.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Man_Of_Mer: There's nothing to get it's just a stupid mispelling of his name.
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MetalC0Mmander: Nah now it's fucked up by being all-cap so it still looks like he's screaming.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Armored-Struggle-Wagon: That meme was bound to appear sooner or later really.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: It doesn't describe anything that's going on the picture so it should be fine.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kazerad: Woo! My horrible impromtu masturbaion joke saved perversity! Three hoorays for the horrors I have birthed!
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MetalC0Mmander: So is it how she lost her tail? Rubbing that pole too hard? My god that came out wrong...
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MetalC0Mmander: So is there a reason for your recent interent in seductive cartoon characters Aerondight?
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MetalC0Mmander: @Fralex: No but seriously why would I ever need to buy something like that except to put up a costume?
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MetalC0Mmander: Katia pumping 2 cocks?
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kewot_Rokar: Uh... fuck no. There really shouldn't be something like that. Even for Fallout thst's too fucked up.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Sly_Lass: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-i6rFjNQUwE
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MetalC0Mmander: Wait I'm loking at this picture again and... what shadding?
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MetalC0Mmander: @AMKitsune: I thought the same thing while I was watching the tumbnail.
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MetalC0Mmander: SHIPPING BATTLE!!!!!
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MetalC0Mmander: @Tahrey: Acting like a true sealth game guard there! Keep up the good work and you might get a promotion!
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MetalC0Mmander: He mean he's going to wear a monocle.
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MetalC0Mmander: Can someone explain to me the obscurity tag? Like there's 2/3 of those pics that are of someone lounging naked and 1/2 is that green argonian pin-up dude.
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MetalC0Mmander: I demand more "next page" arrow fanart! I demmmand crosovers of it! I demmand quesionable content of it! I demand everything of it!
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MetalC0Mmander: @Tahrey: Please don't.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kazerad: So I was able to find out what you had changed because I have access to the tag history. I don't know if it was that easy to figure out otherwise.
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MetalC0Mmander: So let's be clear that this is a dumb joke but is there something you're not telling us about you gender indentity Tronn?
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MetalC0Mmander: @POMA: So can we not play the "who's doing the more work" game and can you just agree to do it... It just take 2 seconds and if you don't know how to do it I can show you.
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MetalC0Mmander: TAG YOURSELF AS THE ARTIST POMA!
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MetalC0Mmander: Well this looks akward.
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MetalC0Mmander: I feel like Undertale would have been a game I would have liked a lot more (and maybe bought) if it didn't abuse horror so much. Or if it didn't try to trick you into thinking you have a dead game if you dare wanting to see what a bad ending is about. Or if it didn't have the omnicient character suddenly not being omnicient anymore. Or if it didn't have any of the other little things that any reviewers never seemed to warn me about.
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MetalC0Mmander: I guess she finally lost it.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Nate_Assassin: The lighting effect is supposed to be the second tit I think.
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MetalC0Mmander: Maybe have the colors a bit toned down?
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MetalC0Mmander: @Kazerad: Cause you weren't doing that already?
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MetalC0Mmander: So that armor is from where? Because I don't think it's star wars but it really looks like star wars.
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MetalC0Mmander: @tronn: See that would explain many things...
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MetalC0Mmander: Man I'm so proud of that little meme. It's been going around a lot ever since I first heard it on a twitch stream.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Armored-Struggle-Wagon: No stop! You don't know what you are doing! It doesn't matter how insane it sounds, if you give Scrublord an idea he will draw it.
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MetalC0Mmander: That's Halo!? From which game?
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MetalC0Mmander: Wait a while and see if you still find scrublord's style adorable.
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MetalC0Mmander: Looks like a mask to me.
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MetalC0Mmander: I think there's been worse.
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MetalC0Mmander: @Armored-Struggle-Wagon: No yeah please continiue making this image creepier with comments like these. I guess it's a good thing if that image makes me unconfortable but... fuck.
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MetalC0Mmander: Those are some fine derpy eyes. Also can you start tagging yourself as the artist?
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MetalC0Mmander: Also tag the artist if you can people. Come on it's not hard.
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MetalC0Mmander: I don't know. I feel we had some alright picture recently too. And yeah the style of the robe is great but's that's Journey for ya.
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MetalC0Mmander: @8Aerondight8: Well fuck me... Still SPECIAL is suposed to add to 40 for Fallout protagonist.
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MetalC0Mmander: You know, why don't I make them up right now?

S:4 P:8 E:6 C:8 I:4 A:8 L:2
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MetalC0Mmander: Actually they are standard it's just that she has shit luck.
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MetalC0Mmander: That sounds good.
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MetalC0Mmander: Hell no! Festive holiday disaster for clothes that are one color what is wrong with you? And what I mean by the whole esemble/set it the cloak and the clothes.
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MetalC0Mmander: About the name Festive Holiday Disaster. I think that it should only be used for the whole essemble instead of just the cloak or the rest of the clothes. If it's too complicated then nvm I'll just start tagging every picture with this suit approprietly.
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