Toryu-Mau: @Jadezzar: Plate cuirass and pauldron on top of mail shirt and gambesson suit is what I would describe as "THICC ARMOUR", one would not want to be a day guard during summer wearing this... .
Heatstroke during duty is no joke, I tell ya. >):^c

Toryu-Mau: @Evilpopcorn: Truly, it embodies the very essence of JUSTICE! >):^]

Toryu-Mau: @PermanentFace: ... This should be an official proverb of our booru. >):^]
"Packs laden with loot are often short on pickles." - PermanentFace - 2018 -

Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: ... Spaghettes...? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: @Libron: ... Oh Talos, why? ( Drops to knees ) >):'^c
Now they will make a mobile game of micro transactions littered with cat memes about it! D^':(<

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ...This is what I imagine paradise looks like... I could bask in it's glory for hours, M8. c^:(<

Toryu-Mau: ... Please tell me Elder Scroll 6 is going to take place in Elsweyr.
It is the dream of our people! >):'^D

Toryu-Mau: @LuminosityXVII: ... It could have been worse, there was a fellow who ended up causing a cold fusion in the jar and imploded his kitchen. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: @LuminosityXVII: All your taters are now belong to us. >):^}

Toryu-Mau: ... Good Gog! That's some nightmare fuel! D^:(<

Toryu-Mau: ... Now that is one THICC armor! >)':^/

Toryu-Mau: ... Dankest Dungeon indeed.
Oh, and on a side note to those struggling with jar related conundrum, heat up the lid of the jar with warm water while keeping the jar it self cold before opening. Thermal expansion will loosen the lid right off. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: @Gren: ... ( Stands up to applaud. ) >):'^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Posing is hard, and proportion is difficult, combine the two and what do you get? Hair loss. >):^c

Toryu-Mau: @Luminosity: *
... >):^?

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... Expected as much, M8. >);^]

Toryu-Mau: @Rick2tails: ... Unpaid Actors, you mean? >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: ... The uwu is is strong in this one. >)':^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Is this... Questionable? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... Yes, it is a scientifically proven fact that hugs make life threatening injuries heal faster. c^:(<

Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: ... Hehe... Wait, Nobody heard me laugh at the dad joke just now I say! Nobody! >)':^]

Toryu-Mau: @Skoon: Yes, go with the wind~ My cheesy fellow! Parmesan awaits~! >):^D

Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: ... Witchhunter logic, M8. >);^]
And as for the center pineapple debbacle, it is most likely for even distribution.
... Because it would be "Politically incorrect" to take the last slice with a particular ingredient. LoL >)X^D
Not I, though! This one is an apportunistic raskal, and will snatch the last slice in a heartbeat. >);^D

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... I second this notion, and anyone who disapproves of the concept has clearly never had Korean pineapple bulgogi pizza with stuffed crust. Mmm... . >):^]"

Toryu-Mau: ... If an undergarment model is wearing paintable laundrey, are they technically clothed? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... This is why one does not simply get their wisdom teeth removed by a backstreet cleric. >):^{

Toryu-Mau: ... Love how it's drawn on the high school mock exam sheet, homeroom teacher must have been so confused. >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: @DepecheMode: ... More along the line of... That Imp had a family and was going to retire in a week. >):^|

Toryu-Mau: @Cremafied: ... Body mass index does come into play for alcohol tollerance, as having more fat cells and tissue volume allows a body to diffuse alcohor over larger area at slower pace.
So yes, to an extent she would be able to hold her booz better if she was better fed and had more weight on her. >):^]
But only to the range her hereditary traits will allow.
There's also the possibility she damaged her livers early on in life through binge drinking, and that's why she goes into toxic shock so easily. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: @Skoon: ... Then, one should inquire the Great Google in the sky. >):^D
It knows your hearts desires, even that which you do not know yourself.

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: Eh, t'was but a flesh wound compared to that one time when I got run over by a truck or that other time where I fell upside down from second story attic ladder... .
Mr. Death just likes to say hi each year, I'm his favorite. <3< c^:(<

Toryu-Mau: ( Shrugs, then looks around. )
... Nom. >):^V

Toryu-Mau: ... Is that a "Regular glass of water" ? >):^?
One can never be too sure without the red X after all.

Toryu-Mau: ... Was it the calculus class that drove you to pick up the pen, M8? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: @bluedraggy: ... But pineapple is a bromeliad trunk, so... It's a vegetable isn't it? >)B^?
( Pushes up nerd glasses and subsequently gets spitballed in the noggin. )

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi:... Hark, this one is from way back! Five years, eh? She would have grown to where she is now in that time. >):^D
Wish my braids were that long too, mine only comes down to half what Katia's got there. >):^c

Toryu-Mau: LuminosityXVII: ... Nah, M8. Just jump off from one of Yggdrasil's many branches and cross your finger Lady Luck smiles upon ye. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: ... For a second, I thought the shirt was painted on. That would have been the next level. >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... Woah, she looks regal enough to scare Katia. This is halo worthy. c^:(<
Also, do notice that I am distinctly not dead and has risen from the grave yet again~!
... By that I mean somehow catching Pneumonia and Bronchitis simultaneously in the middle of summer and nearly suffocating in my sleep. That was quite the scare, never thought I'd feel afraid to go to sleep because it felt like my lung would collapse >):'^c

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: There's a stranger living in the attic and no one's noticed yet somehow. >):^[

Toryu-Mau: ... At least it's got the expression right, that is certainly the look of someone with a hand up their bum. >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: ... Oh no... .
This is what they meant by "Wrong Hand". >)':^[

Toryu-Mau: ... What's the occasion? >);^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Guar Guar would like to be put down. >)÷^{

Toryu-Mau: ... Because, dat not how Kat DO. >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... I smell something burning. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: ... I M A G I N A T I O N >)B^]

Toryu-Mau: ... She's got... Da Majicks~! >):^D

Toryu-Mau: ... See the invisible, grasp the intangible. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: ... To turn around, or not to. It's dicey eather way. >):^/