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Toryu-Mau: ... That you are not. You are a Kat. >):^3

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Toryu-Mau: ... Yup, gotta eat up while the eatin's good to survive the inevitable starvling season. >):^[

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Toryu-Mau: ... ( Cowars at the royal presence ) >):^c

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Toryu-Mau: ... Come to think of it, why is bonfire called bonfire? >):^?
Pretty sure bones are optional. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: ... Bet there's lockpick. Uncomfortably close.
>);^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... When you reach out to the stars expecting silence... then out of the blue, someone notices. >):^3

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Toryu-Mau: ... Wonder how many souls are needed to power something so heavy. >):^?

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Toryu-Mau: ... ( Resisting urge to suggest retrieving arms from the basket. ) >):^X

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Toryu-Mau: ... Dun-Dun-Dduuun~!
I knew it! This one was the culprit all along~! D^:(<

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Toryu-Mau: ... Whoa, that's some nightmare fuel lantern, M8. D^:(<

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Toryu-Mau: ... Alchemist, Arsonist, combination for !FUN!
>):^D

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Toryu-Mau: ... What did this one miss? >):^?

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Toryu-Mau: ... Bet this blue blood has been forced into a role playing scenario by an olive blood.
The redundancies are uncannybrutal. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: ... I'd say this the equivalent of giving a human banana and scratching both chin and head at the same time while grunting wildly.
Such travesty, I say! >):^[

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Toryu-Mau: ... Questionable, indeed.
Gambling parlors with Kahjiit servers will take people's nose with with their eyes open, and they won't even know... House Always Wins. >):^[

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Toryu-Mau: ... Having power and understanding said power enough for it to be of any use is an entirely separate matter at times, I suppose. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: ... Needs Moar Beard, M8. >):^]>

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Toryu-Mau: ... That face... it is the face of one who has seen... such terrible things. And it shows. >):^[

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Toryu-Mau: ... And the honor of The Annual Bucket Maiden goes to~ ( Drum rolls ) ~Rajirra! >):^D
It takes talent to make buckets look good, ladies and gentlemen.

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... Causing another Big Bang, eh? >);^]
I came to ride the shock wave, like always.

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Toryu-Mau: ... It reads "Kehehehe, alright. Gonna open now, wait."
Uh... what kind of dark deal just happened? >):^?

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Toryu-Mau: ... And now~ for the finishing performance, Katia the Wanderable shall make all your coins disappear~ Tadda~! >);^3

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Toryu-Mau: ... Do you accept organs?
I've got a spare heart <3 C^:(<

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Toryu-Mau: When you are caught in the middle of a sauna bath by an almighty being telling you to do stuff, because Aedras ain't got time time for mortal decency. >)B^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... Those who live to tell the tale, and others who survive to recall "That one time". ]^:(<

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Toryu-Mau: ... Magical jazz hands, Away~! ~ >):^3 ~

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Toryu-Mau: ... And that's how she became a Savant Polyglot who could see things differently then anyone else... .

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Toryu-Mau: ... C^:(< <3

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Toryu-Mau: ... The Iron Maiden : Armor that wears you back

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: My eyes are too sensitive for such macho cuisine, I'll end up crying my eyes out in front of an audience. >):'^[
People might misunderstand I feel sad for the prey that died for this. ( Which I do unironically in retrospect. )

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... If it's beer grilled or caramelized onion, then it would be grate. C^:(<
But, I'm talking about quarter inch slices of raw white onion. >):^C
I swear they did it on purpose. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: ... Giant Loyal Titan.
That's irrationally terrifying. D^':(<

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Toryu-Mau: ... I wish textbooks had illustrations like this.
I'll bet a septim there's going be be a noticeable difference in student motivation. >):^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... The potential for cat pun induced calamity is strong in this one.

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Toryu-Mau: ... And here we see a prime example of unfathomable power falling into the wrong hands.
Or paws in this case. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: ... Fatherland says no. So do you.

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Toryu-Mau: ... ( Covers eyes and wipes brows with kerchief )
Oh dear, it's getting risque in here. >)':^/

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ( Casually opens the door, then immediately gets buried in an avalanche of stark raving madness. A hand pops out to give thumbs up.)
... Sheogorath be exalted! IT KEEPS HAPPENING !!! >):'^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... One does not simply BE Sheogorath.
Unless it's Cheddar Friday with extra Gouda, and Caesar Salad gave permission to The Mud Crab.
>):^?

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Toryu-Mau: ... When you ordered double cheese burger with triple bacon and NO onion, and they gave you TRIPLE ONION. >)B^C

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Toryu-Mau: ... Is this "The Merchandise"? >):^? ( Gestures at general direction )

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Toryu-Mau: ... Now, that is the face of massive disapproval. >):^/

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... I stepped away for a week, came back, and saw this.
I CAN NEVER LEAVE THIS PLACE. >):'^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... Why does this fit so well? >):^?

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Toryu-Mau: ... So there upon the bridge the maiden did wait, and wait she did.
Till the Bridge Troll did come up from down under, and showed her what lay beyond the clouds.

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Toryu-Mau: ... Hero time? Hero time. ( Nods ) >):^]

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Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: ... Well, my take on the friendly ghost shenanigan is that D'mitri managed to bind his soul to the "Friendship Diamond" with his dying breath.
Now, that would be hilariously tragic. >):'^]

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Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... Right, gonna print this out and hang it on the wall. >)B^]

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Toryu-Mau: ... ( Rolls dice for resist weapons grade cute. Critical fail! )
DM : Player character melts into a pile of rainbow goo from overwhelming cuteness!

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Toryu-Mau: ... America is whatever we want it to be.
But, there always HAS to be explosions and confusion. No exceptions. >):^]
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