Toryu-Mau: ... Houston, WE F%$&*D UP !!!
I repeat, NOW WE HAVE F%$&*D UP !!! D^':(<

Toryu-Mau: ... The udder is portrayed too small.
This is body shaming, I say! >):^[ ( Raises accusatory index finger )

Toryu-Mau: ... There's just something about illustrations from a Korean artist one can immediately tell, though I may be biased from familiarity.

Toryu-Mau: ... Vaelmina Approved.
Now draw a larger version of it on the guild hall.

Toryu-Mau: ... Ooh, most wondrous.
Now we my all dance in stupor. >);^]

Toryu-Mau: ... The Ultimate "This Guy". >):'^]

Toryu-Mau: ... I always wondered... What exactly is it a king of? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... Yes, distracting tail is very distracting. >):^o
Or are we starting another debate on how long a Khajiit's tail can be until it develops it's own mind and grows out of control? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... ( Asotil leans around the corner ) ...Justice? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... and here, we see the Human Knave usurp the personal space of Kat Lord with unwanted attention. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: ... Saint Claws? Is That You? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... Well, everyone starts with a blank slate.
From her perspective, she's the hero.
Stephane does have a point in that regard, even though he kinda sucks at his job as a guiding patron. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: ... Well, now. This is literal. And that's good. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: ... I've never really understood the logic behind these guys.
What are they trying to accomplish by doing this? >):^?
Their Master is gone, and there is no Grander Purpose to sacrifice themselves for anymore.
But then again, maybe that's just it.
Perhaps this is their idea of performance art, making a statement on their existential predicament. >):^T

Toryu-Mau: ... The punishment will be legendary - Forced hot bath every day for the rest of this week!
Your suffering shall echo through the interwebs!
( Evil Laughter ) >):^D

Toryu-Mau: ... Kehehe, that about sums up their history alright. >):^}

Toryu-Mau: @Asperger_kitten_1337: ... Wake up... and smell the Oblivion. >):^V

Toryu-Mau: ... I am afraid to know the context of this... "Situation". >):^/ ( Makes a circular gesture with both hands. )
But am not apposed to it either. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: @XLINE: ... Now that's an interesting premise for a fanfic right there.
Hidden endings are always fun, especially if it entails dimension hopping. >):^D

Toryu-Mau: ... Kind of early, ain't it? >):^?
Unless ya celebrate "Winterinmas", then the entirety of winter is holiday. >);^D

Toryu-Mau: @Raydio: I'm fluent in Korean, so I'll do the community service and translate that for y'all. >):^]
It reads "Katia fell in front of sleeping Mae because she used magic wrong."

Toryu-Mau: @Sashimi: ... Well... I do believe there is no such thing as a "Bad Person", just unfortunate circumstances and the lasting repercussions of it that change how they view the world around them.
An opinion such as this can be changed if enough contradictory experience can be had, but it is unfortunately true that there is generally more negative experiences to be had from life then positive ones.
Which is why it is such a fortunate thing when a person comes a cross a truly caring friend, that can tip the balance in net positive. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Well now, I suppose that is technically a hat. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: @DarthVader: : Pineapple of Time - Yo yo is mightier then hook shot.

Toryu-Mau: ... Grrr Powah~! Git those Gains! >):^°
( Sucks a raw egg straight out of the shell and crushes the shell between biceps. )

Toryu-Mau: ... Deep in the dungeon, where non can tell "How Do Pumpkin Art", an Elder thing revels in Gourd Gore.

Toryu-Mau: Be the Witch Hunter! Do Both! >):^o

Toryu-Mau: ... Hmm... I wonder if Khajiits have nursery rhymes specific to their culture. >):^?
Hopefully theirs doesn't contain veiled sinister messages and oddly disturbing implications like Human nursery rhymes from the medieval period tends to do. >):^\
The funny thing is, people keep singing these ancient rhymes even though they are hundreds of years old and totally out of context for 21st century instead of composing new ones.
( And no, I am not inciting people to sing "Donald Trump sat on The Wall." )

Toryu-Mau: ... Hwehwe, Silly Kat is Silly. >)X^√

Toryu-Mau: ... One has to wonder what sport leads to knife wounds in the gut. >):^?
Also, ABS!

Toryu-Mau: @furnut: ... Rest in Pieces, D'Mitri... We hardly knew ye. >):'^[

Toryu-Mau: ... Kat or Not, that is the question! >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... The crime has been doubled! >):^o

Toryu-Mau: ... Thanks Google. >):'^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Looks like Sheogorath was pulling pranks on mortals with Vaelmina's brush set again... . >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: ... Well, awkward silence in dark confined space is certainly an effective way to induce fear. >):^/

Toryu-Mau: ... Justice Hors did not get enough oats to tolerate this. >):^[

Toryu-Mau: ... It's funny how depending on perspective the same food stuff could either be seen as delicacy or a desperate hunger grab.
I mean... The whole fascination around rare fermented food evolved out of desperate starving peasants eating rotten food and realizing if a food rots in specific way, you won't die from eating it.
The point is, snails are nutritious. Eat them. All of them. >):^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Ooh, such fanciful Bow-tie! Add a Fez on top for boonbucks!
Yeah, Fez is Cool. >);^]

Toryu-Mau: ... Oh, Noes! It's the sudden yet inevitable betrayal! D^:(<

Toryu-Mau: ... Y So Serious? Haz Cupquakes Instead? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... Just another Morndas, M I Rite? >):^P

Toryu-Mau: ... Whoa there, tone down the sass Kalem.
That's how you end up in a local news flash that reads - "Local detective found unconscious and beaten senseless in the gutter, claims he was attacked by a feral Khajiit. D^:(<

Toryu-Mau: @Geravind: Reminds me of that one Prank Artist who would paint photo realistic holes on the floorboard of narrow hallways at my college.
Students would be walking by absentmindedly, then spot the "Hole in the floor" under their feet, almost trip over, then proceed to either be real mad or laugh uncontrollably. >)X^D

Toryu-Mau: @Rittilisers: ... Wow, she fits in quite effortlessly. >):^D
Makes one wonder what she'd look like as a Griffon or a Sphinx.
If we're to take the recent movie as canon, apparently Khajiits exist in Equestria... kind of? >):^?

Toryu-Mau: ... Dayum, Rajirra. U Kruk, Go Home. >):^o

Toryu-Mau: @bluedraggy: ... Yes, the idea of the person they could be benefits us far more then the actual individual.
As the saying goes "Never meet your heroes."

Toryu-Mau: ... It gave my heart a twinge to see the flat line at #57 - #77. >):'^]
Purrgatory indeed.

Toryu-Mau: @Raydio: ... So... You drew her like one of your Khajiit girls? >);^]

Toryu-Mau: ... This is how they get you to OBEY.
It's those eyes! It's some kinda magic! D^:(<