DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Spanking is reserved only for mortal punishment, not fanart.

Dramatic Descriptions


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Toryu-Mau: The slow unraveling of a tortured mind, I see.

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Toryu-Mau: This could be displayed at a gallery and no one would question the credibility.

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Toryu-Mau: Clever cookie, ain't ya?

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Toryu-Mau: It seems this one has marginal understanding of the art of irony. >):^]

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Toryu-Mau: @Furrymoan: I believe you have coined the term
"Now draw her like one of your noblewoman."

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Toryu-Mau: Oooh, now make a re-skin for Mandrake turning it into liquor bottle and we're all set to go Mad.

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Toryu-Mau: Yeah... there's gonna be a lot of joints bending in ways they shouldn't and meat marionette show involved.

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Toryu-Mau: Le gasp!
She started from the underbelly!
Blasphemy, I say!

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Toryu-Mau: Cruel fate, why oh why must you be such a dink.

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Toryu-Mau: Well, at least the text translated accurately.

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Toryu-Mau: I imagine her bellowing
" Who did this?! Who did THIS to us?! "

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Toryu-Mau: How... Elementary.
It's charming in an odd way.

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Toryu-Mau: Looks like KatZilla is raiding the liquor cabinet again~

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Toryu-Mau: A Man to that Brah.

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Toryu-Mau: You know it's the real deal when the hat has its own beard!

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Toryu-Mau: Praise the fruit of green crown and golden scales.

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Toryu-Mau: Oh noes, who is that loyal looking noblekat in the mirror?!

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Toryu-Mau: Unlike others in her line of work,
BatWeave brings what gets the job done - A big black shotgun.

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Toryu-Mau: Oooh, this would make a fine T shirt.

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Toryu-Mau: There be majyks in that glove I tells you.

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Toryu-Mau: "These are the journeys of the Sadcat."

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Toryu-Mau: ... Stahp.

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Toryu-Mau: Oh, snap.
Her TK is gonna go through the roof now.

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Toryu-Mau: ( Slowly backs away and presses up against the wall. )

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Toryu-Mau: ( Face palms )
She did it, didn't she.

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Toryu-Mau: ( Insert Snarky Commentary )

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Toryu-Mau: What chu gonna do when she comes for your priceless Dwemmery artifact?
Nothing, jack diddly squat is what.
But you've got your self Imperial insurance, so it's all good in the end.

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Toryu-Mau: Yes, more ear cowl.
We always need more ear cowl.

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Toryu-Mau: I can't...
Just can't handle this weapons grade kewl.

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Toryu-Mau: Bite me bruh, bite me!

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Toryu-Mau: Did you know roasted bee larvae taste like peanuts? Now you do.
Yeah... hunger makes people do a strange things.

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Toryu-Mau: *Pomf*
Gets me every time.

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Toryu-Mau: And the crowd goes wild!
(Plays loyalty free crowd cheering sound effect)

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Toryu-Mau: They really are birds of the same feather, eh?

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Toryu-Mau: Still waiting, huh?

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Toryu-Mau: To do or not to do, that is the question.

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Toryu-Mau: What? It's got "Stealthy" written all over it.

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Toryu-Mau: At this rate, the snark will travel all the way back to prohibition era and we shall witness truckloads of bootleg Khajiit comics pulled straight outta Mississippi.
(Those who got the reference gets a Wonk) >);^]

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Toryu-Mau: It is both a thoughtful gift,
and an act of passive aggression.
At the same time.
Holiday logic is confusing >):^?

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Toryu-Mau: #Triggered
>):^[

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Toryu-Mau: So close, Yet so far away. >):^(

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Toryu-Mau: And that's how Happened.

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Toryu-Mau: *Circus seal claps*
Delicious Details!

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Toryu-Mau: Dr. Managan is so done with this horse manure... .

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Toryu-Mau: *Dun, Dun, DUN~!!!*
The son of Eyetia! (@3

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Toryu-Mau: Uh oh, Looks like she jumped the Snark!

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Toryu-Mau: ~ *Do The Jazz Fingers* ~

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Toryu-Mau: Shoosh~ Pap.
ShooshooshShoooosh~
Papappapap, Pap, There.
Pale brothers are here for Moirail support. >):^[ (Please don't kill us all, please don't kill us all.)

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Toryu-Mau: Got Imp?
Call The C Team!

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Toryu-Mau: WoW indeed.
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