Brevity is the soul of wit. In essence, make anything the comes from your whelpling fingers be succinct, and that you don't overstay your welcome. Writing for too long can...
Toryu-Mau: ...I feel as though I am falling behind recent times, seeing as to some of the reference is flying over my puny head.
Am I falling behind on interwebs quota for the month? How could that be?
Toryu-Mau: That dead eyed stare is understandable for having to live through the prequel timeline multiple times, and realize no matter what she does the whole universe conspires to make everything she does end as failure in the most comically tragic manner conceivable by causality itself.
Toryu-Mau: Correction - Everyone is wrong on the internet.
Except the ones with an actual degree in what they are talking about.
No, Google is not a degree.
Toryu-Mau: @BadReligion: Naw, ya gotta scratch'em behind the ear for maximum appreciation.
Equines can't reach back there.
Kind of like how humans can't lick their own elbow.
Toryu-Mau: I'll bet mint she's going to have night terrors about being trapped in a well full of flesh eating fishes.
That's a terrifying premise even out of context.
Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: Instead, strip the inner bark of a pine tree and boil it until they're soft.
Constipation is guaranteed, but at least you won't be hungry... for a long time... since it won't come back out.
Toryu-Mau: The cake was a Mimic!
A goddess damned Cake Mimic, I tell you!
First my pantry turns out to be a Mimic,
then the house I bought last year was also a Mimic, and now this!
I'll bet this tooth was a mimic all along too!
( Rambles incoherently wearing a pewter cap )
Toryu-Mau: Makes one wonder what it would be like to have a Flip-Off duel with the Mad God.
Can one flip more then another would un-flip the very same table?
Toryu-Mau: Oooh, nice sense of motion going on here.
Me likes those natural colors a lot.
And those flowing ruffles on the fabric, it's so hard to get those right! I'm totally jelly.
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Am I falling behind on interwebs quota for the month? How could that be?
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As long as she doesn't ask for invaluntary blood donation.
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( Ma'Ique Tyson turns in his grave. )
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10/10 Will Pocket Again.
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The realism is stellar on this stage.
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Except the ones with an actual degree in what they are talking about.
No, Google is not a degree.
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Yeah... stay away from the wells, and the mines.
Especially the mines.
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Equines can't reach back there.
Kind of like how humans can't lick their own elbow.
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At last, dear child won't be lonely anymore... .
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That's a terrifying premise even out of context.
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Constipation is guaranteed, but at least you won't be hungry... for a long time... since it won't come back out.
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A goddess damned Cake Mimic, I tell you!
First my pantry turns out to be a Mimic,
then the house I bought last year was also a Mimic, and now this!
I'll bet this tooth was a mimic all along too!
( Rambles incoherently wearing a pewter cap )
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At least there's gonna be less collateral damage with this then imbibing alcohol would do to the whole town.
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Teaching !FUN! things, are we? ( Makes smarm brow. )
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Can one flip more then another would un-flip the very same table?
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I wonder if they serve muffins at the tavern.
Do they even have a pastry called muffin here?
...no, sweet roll is not the same. -_-
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Me likes those natural colors a lot.
And those flowing ruffles on the fabric, it's so hard to get those right! I'm totally jelly.
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I consider this to be one of the cases of "Good intentions gone- oh, so terribly wrong."
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It feels like tragedy's at hand."
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By the power of purple fruit!
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Do Extrapolate.
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I like what these eyes are seeing.
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...At least it's not so darn cold anymore. Sigh.
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Right brain also says Yes, after 0.45 second delay.
Don't be hasty to judge, innocence and cruelty goes hand in hand.
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