DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Submit images and feed on the tears of mortal cats.

Dramatic Descriptions


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Toryu-Mau: ...I feel as though I am falling behind recent times, seeing as to some of the reference is flying over my puny head.
Am I falling behind on interwebs quota for the month? How could that be?

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Toryu-Mau: That dead eyed stare is understandable for having to live through the prequel timeline multiple times, and realize no matter what she does the whole universe conspires to make everything she does end as failure in the most comically tragic manner conceivable by causality itself.

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Toryu-Mau: Those kitty cat eyes are telling me to pawn my soul off to buy her silver vines and I cannot deny.

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Toryu-Mau: It's a fair deal as far as I'm concerned.
As long as she doesn't ask for invaluntary blood donation.

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Toryu-Mau: Cat Fight, The way it was meant to be.
( Ma'Ique Tyson turns in his grave. )

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Toryu-Mau: @MetalC0Mmander: Which bags the question, just how much rum does it take to bring an Argonian under the table?

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Toryu-Mau: @realbboy: DOooo Iiiit !!!!!

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Toryu-Mau: Suspense! Action! Drama! It's got it all!
10/10 Will Pocket Again.

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Toryu-Mau: Bravo, mademoiselle.
The realism is stellar on this stage.

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Toryu-Mau: This is definitely the quality content I came here for.

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Toryu-Mau: @Makkon: Agreed. As a meat person, Kaz requires adoration from fellow meat people to motivate progress.

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Toryu-Mau: @Pronin: Looks like adding salt to salt results in... Progress? Great Success!

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Toryu-Mau: @realbboy: Nah, 1+1=Windows11

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Toryu-Mau: Correction - Everyone is wrong on the internet.
Except the ones with an actual degree in what they are talking about.
No, Google is not a degree.

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Toryu-Mau: So this new town she migrated to is... "Mud Crab Springs"?
Yeah... stay away from the wells, and the mines.
Especially the mines.

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Toryu-Mau: @BadReligion: Naw, ya gotta scratch'em behind the ear for maximum appreciation.
Equines can't reach back there.
Kind of like how humans can't lick their own elbow.

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Toryu-Mau: Casually tossing armed bear traps at would-be assailants does sound like a sure way to make an eccentric reputation for one self.

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Toryu-Mau: One of Us... One of Us...
At last, dear child won't be lonely anymore... .

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Toryu-Mau: @invertigo:Witchhunters are unpredictable... So... Get them drunk, !FUN! Will happen!

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Toryu-Mau: I'll bet mint she's going to have night terrors about being trapped in a well full of flesh eating fishes.
That's a terrifying premise even out of context.

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Toryu-Mau: Well, Discord is exactly what the name sujests​ it is. Discord. As in, Uther Chaos.

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Toryu-Mau: It's simple. Yet complex. I'm confused. Shading confuses me so.

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Toryu-Mau: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Oooh, thanks for the recommendation! Gonna go check that out now.

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Toryu-Mau: Well that's... comforting... .

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Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: ( Applauds, then wipes single tear. ) Every Kat was a Kitten at one point. Too bad things don't stay that way.

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Toryu-Mau: @AMKitsune: Instead, strip the inner bark of a pine tree and boil it until they're soft.
Constipation is guaranteed, but at least you won't be hungry... for a long time... since it won't come back out.

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Toryu-Mau: The cake was a Mimic!
A goddess damned Cake Mimic, I tell you!
First my pantry turns out to be a Mimic,
then the house I bought last year was also a Mimic, and now this!
I'll bet this tooth was a mimic all along too!
( Rambles incoherently wearing a pewter cap )

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Toryu-Mau: Sum Gud 'Nip there, K.
At least there's gonna be less collateral damage with this then imbibing alcohol would do to the whole town.

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Toryu-Mau: "Lighting is the absence of shading, so it's already there." -MadManRansom-2017
Teaching !FUN! things, are we? ( Makes smarm brow. )

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Toryu-Mau: Yeah... the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and inability to do good.

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Toryu-Mau: "DO IT!"

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Toryu-Mau: @ElstientheFallenKnight: Since what's inside is showing outside without censorship, I suppose it is questionable... I guess? Technically?

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Toryu-Mau: Yeah... Bethesda's got a reputation for AI's with ironic names.

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Toryu-Mau: Makes one wonder what it would be like to have a Flip-Off duel with the Mad God.
Can one flip more then another would un-flip the very same table?

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Toryu-Mau: Well, I suppose they are both courier by career so they've got that in common.

I wonder if they serve muffins at the tavern.
Do they even have a pastry called muffin here?
...no, sweet roll is not the same. -_-

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Toryu-Mau: Yes, this was a terrible, terrible idea.

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Toryu-Mau: Oooh, nice sense of motion going on here.
Me likes those natural colors a lot.
And those flowing ruffles on the fabric, it's so hard to get those right! I'm totally jelly.

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Toryu-Mau: ... The application is practically skinning the intended subjects hide and graft it over the painting to create a... facsimile?

I consider this to be one of the cases of "Good intentions gone- oh, so terribly wrong."

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Toryu-Mau: ... Eh. This is life now. Yup.

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Toryu-Mau: Now we're speaking "Elemental"!

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Toryu-Mau: "You feel there's something in the wind.
It feels like tragedy's at hand."

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Toryu-Mau: ...It's so beautiful. ( Single tear rolls down )

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Toryu-Mau: Dude be like, SHAZAM!!!
By the power of purple fruit!

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Toryu-Mau: Well, that came out of... whichever field ...this came out of.
Do Extrapolate.

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Toryu-Mau: I take my eyes off the scene for one week and this happens... .

I like what these eyes are seeing.

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Toryu-Mau: Welp, ya know it's been long time see'in when she figured out how to Pyroglyph on her own.

...At least it's not so darn cold anymore. Sigh.

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Toryu-Mau: It's a Trick!!!

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Toryu-Mau: Now Dans for her amusement Knave!

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Toryu-Mau: Left brain says Yes.
Right brain also says Yes, after 0.45 second delay.
Don't be hasty to judge, innocence and cruelty goes hand in hand.

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Toryu-Mau: Manual care is best care, indeed.
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