Enheldor: I remember this movie! Next, Katia shoots her eye out with a red Rider!

Enheldor: @MetalC0Mmander: This is Quill's punk-rock phase.

Enheldor: @Baz1S: No clue, but here it is:

I don't know how to do the fancy link as a phrase, so I didn't link it instead.

Enheldor: I was just looking for the Necrodancer version of this. I am quite happy this exists.

Enheldor: Katia- "Please do not."

Enheldor: @Preston_Garvey: Sorry, shite library scanner. I'll see tomorrow if it will scan better.

Enheldor: From Kaz's St. Patrick's Day bar-stream.

Enheldor:

Hopefully this is right.

Enheldor: @mister_kat: Mehrunes Dagon

Enheldor: @Geravind: I think we may have been successfully nerd-sniped trying to make sense of all of this.

Enheldor: @Geravind: What I mean by weird words and sentences:

"ошеняма" translates to "oshenyama", and I have no clue what that is supposed to mean. But I'm sure it means something important in Russian.

As for weird sentences, "Представляю, как из г-т искры и гайки посыпались, когда он мой авторский стиль туда закинул." translates to "I imagine so from Mr. Sparks and nuts fell when he is my author's style to get tossed." Like I said, weird sentences that probably make perfect sense to Russian readers. I really wish Google translations were better.

@AlTan: One thing I saw from Kaz's comments there was that he has a Russian speaking friend who would be able to better translate the word plays and puns into Russian than whoever did the one on Joyreactor. Whether he went through with that is a mystery to me because I have not seen any links around here leading to any translations.

Enheldor: @CoCoNO: I don't think Kaz is actually doing an official Russian translation, but I could be totally wrong. This all happened in 2014, however, so it definitely probably did not affect our current Merch Hiatus. If anything, the empty time waiting for other people after finishing the shipping could have been useful for doing a translation, so we may get one a surprise product of the Merch Hiatus.

@Baz1S: So that would be why I get really, really weird sentences with even more weird words?

Enheldor: @CoCoNO: Some people were making a Russian translation with a basic English understanding; the Russian translation turned out to be poor quality, missing many subtleties and word plays. The two gentlemen here were discussing this event, but I really only understand as much by following this link: http://old.reactor.cc/user/Kazeradium/comments/2 and reading Kaz's comments.

Enheldor: @CoCoNO: Google translate helps with the gist of the conversation, but I have some weird, untranslatable words and I don't quite get the nuances tat I'm sure are there.

Enheldor: They see me rollin', they hatin'

Enheldor: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Seems pretty good to me.

Enheldor: @AMKitsune: I have 2 versions of the same one I can upload if they haven't been already. I don't know who did them, however.

Enheldor: "I sell failure and failure accessories."

Enheldor: This is the proper way to eat a pizza. Pineapple is the best topping.

Enheldor: @bluedraggy: I completely forgot that this hadn't been uploaded by Kaz or anyone here.

Enheldor: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Festive Holiday Disaster, Prequel-related. Banned again.

Enheldor: @cataphractz: I think it's called "fur".

Enheldor: @bluedraggy: My friend tells me that roosters make great pets, though Quill-Weave is not a good pet owner.

Enheldor: I really like this.

Enheldor: Well now I only see that her tail and leg swapped places.

Enheldor: @Kazerad: I never saw Kickass, so your joke was lost on me.

Enheldor: @MetalC0Mmander: I mean... Quill really doesn't look like a Big Daddy and Katia doesn't have a gaunt Little Sister look so...

But still is a good picture.

Enheldor: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: I voted for it.

Enheldor: @Rick2tails: You mentioned height then said "measure" so I pointed out an (un?)intentional pun.

Enheldor: The original commission idea for this was "bioshock with a big daddy and a little sister. you decide who is the big daddy (other than asotil) and katia is a little sister".

Enheldor: @Rick2tails: A good "measure"?

Enheldor: I love these.

Enheldor: @forestOverlord: Call it an axe?

Enheldor: Intense Facepalm.

Enheldor: @Merfn4d: Fezes are cool.

Enheldor: Gnar is such cute, omg, but I always played Teemo because I hate other people having fun.

Enheldor: @PermanentFace: Other people who can do thing that Kaz can't, if I've heard correctly.

Enheldor: @Enheldor: Fuck. Colon, word, colon. Do that.

Enheldor: @JaHannar: For the emoticons, do .

Enheldor: Quill: Receive tail-boner.

Enheldor: Such cute,omg.

Enheldor: @GoodIdeasAreOverrated: At least I didn't abuse my position of choosing the featured artwork to have my own shitty artwork displayed; I'm not THAT much of a narcissist. I got the art drawn for me by Kaz featured instead for 2 reasons: It's one of my favourites I have received and uploaded and it makes Kaz look more corrupt. If elected to the moderation, I promise to end this shadowy dictatorship. Also, I probably won't delete my own comments.

Enheldor: @angrybacteria: Memes for days.

Enheldor: @Kazerad: I have successfully given more proof to my cause.

Enheldor: @Kazerad: Ffffffiiiiiinnnnnnnneeeeee

http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/3883

Enheldor: @Kazerad: http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/3896 Democracy shall rule.

Enheldor: @Kazerad: CORRUPTION IN THE MODERATION! OVERTHROW THE ESTABLISHMENT!

Enheldor: I think Prequel is a pretty cool cat. She kills imps and doesn't afraid of anything.

Enheldor: @PermanentFace, @forestOverlord: I never saw any announcements that that the merch run was for anything other than merchandising. As such, I only gave money for merch; now that I have received my product, the transaction is completed. I expect nothing more because I have not purchased anything (except for some fanart that is somewhere in the mail). I do not demand a free thing immediately; because I have not given money for an update, if I want one, I must patiently wait until it arrives. Or I could make my own, with blackjack and hookers.

Enheldor: @PermanentFace: Who's put money into this? The merch was for merch, not donations for the comic.