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Gren: No Rajirra, stop pressing your tits that way, you can't seduce Katia, she's not lesbian. All those pics on the internet of her doing naughty things with an argonian are fake.

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Gren: CATFIGHT!

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Gren: But gloves are gone. );

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Gren: >Katia: Go to the forge and make new ones.
Oh wait, this isn't Skyrim. Then you need a Repair Hammer. Go get one.

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Gren: So it was Stephane all along.

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Gren: Oh shit, I meant to quote sasquatch_boote, actually.
WHAT WAS I THINKING? There's no way this belongs to Kazerad. He wants to make her cry!

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Gren: @Bob: Drunk sex, obviously. Also, the poster belongs to Dmitri, I guess. I can't think of anyone else surrounded by cat pictures at workplace... Wait a minute, this is yours, Kaz?

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Gren: No time for silliness. Just badassery.

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Gren: Critical hit!

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Gren: That is one juicy fruit you got there.

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Gren: Aww.

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Gren: Glass armor (boots, gauntlets & pauldrons), necromancer's amulet, staff of Indarys. Interesting.

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Gren: @Nefel: Of course she's not! The hero of Kvatch is ASOTIL!

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Gren: What scares me now is that she'd be fighting Sigrid in a couple of hours. Yeah I know, she IS badass, but Sigrid is versed in each of the eight schools of magic (including Necromancy) and a master of Alchemy. I'm not sure that some kitty moves, fire spells and telekinesis will be enough to face her. So, unless she learns something else on the way, I'd say the sneak approach is still the best plan.

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Gren: Obviously those arrows stand for Gharug, Dmitri and Asotil.

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Gren: It's Greater Impmaster Murderboss, actually.

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Gren: Runes. Infinite. Combo.

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Gren: A winner is you.

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Gren: I don't get it.

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Gren: Oh man, you have no idea how much I laughed with that potato-ASOTIL!
Also, that hooded thingy is supposed to be Dmitri? I thought that was Aggy or Stephane, I don't recall seeing the redguard dude with a hood so far.

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Gren: @Sasquatch_boote: pffhahaaha!

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Gren: *swastika

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Gren: What was the request for this? Katia doing a svastika with her body?

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Gren: Is that guy a sort of Black Frankensteinish Dmitri? (not racist at all)

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Gren: @Kazerad: Yes you should >:

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Gren: @MetalC0Mmander: Yeah, I thought so too.

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Gren: The nord guy is like "Oh my, what do we have here?"

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Gren: Katia just summoned Iron Maiden.

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Gren: They should have paid for a Redguard manwhore, they're cheaper and you don't have to worry about this "little" issues.

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Gren: STRANGER DANGER!

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Gren: This is poetry! Missing the "mage hands" tag though.

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Gren: What

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Gren: @Man_Of_Mer: Lol

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Gren: @CaptainLackwit: Because they are cats?

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Gren: Attack on Titan?

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Gren: Cool! I've seen that you made some changes in the previous pages which I consider a nice improve. You seem to be taking this seriously and that pleases me very much. I'll be waiting for the next update (I'll be following you on the blogger, of course). :D

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Gren: @191wjd: You got me there, but please don't blame me. All those cats just look the same. I am a person, how I am supposed to tell them apart? This is not racism but realism.

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Gren: @191wjd: One last thing, I dunno if you noticed but in the image that I quoted before in the first page, the khajiit actually has a braid. I'm not trying to be picky, just pointing it out.

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Gren: By the way, yes, I know NO actually means no, I'm just playing with you guys.

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Gren: Wow, you changed your fur color in an instant and got well camouflaged with the surroundings in the process! That's an amazing skill! Does that has something to do with the old-fashioned type of magic called chameleon? (Nah, I'm just messing with you. Good to see Gray cat.)

And what do you mean with "NO"? Are those your initials? Then I guess the name "Nadja" goes perfectly well. The tricky matter now is the last name. Those nords usually have some eccentric names formed by an adjective and noun hyphenated, like "Battle-Born" or "Gray-Mane" or "Silver-Blood", et cetera. So, what you think of "Olympic-Calamity"? No, better yet, "Once-Virgin" or "One-NightStand"? "Okey-Dokey"? Yeah, I know, I went too far there. All right, let's be serious. What do you think of "Oath-Keeper"? It'll make you seem reliable. Another good one is "One-Shot", it'll make you look skilful. And last but not least, "Onyx-Wearer" which makes you look fancy.

Chose wisely, miss no-named cat.
Option A: Nadja Oath-Keeper
Option B: Nadja One-Shot
Option C: Nadja Onyx-Wearer

Well, those are my suggestions at least, there may be others.

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Gren: @POMA: I can see eyelashes so I guess it's safe to say it's a she.

@191wjd: Why didn't you used the model that Kazerad did while ago that I quoted in the previous page? Shame on you! I wanted to see gray cat. This one doesn't look like skyrim's khajiit at all.

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Gren: So you're picky one, huh? But the name is okay? You weren't clear on that. I liked Elsa but whatevs.
So you are afraid of lions? You can't be serious. You are a cat for crying out loud!
All right, let me see... a name that would be befitting without being racist... Nadja Night-Stroll?

By the way, why is there an empire symbol on your shoulder?

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Gren: Yarn Ball 2: Catnip strikes back

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Gren: Is this somehow related to this?: http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/1318#search=skyrim

Are you really gonna do this? I mean, this is serious or just a joke? If so then good for you! I dunno if you need permission from Kaz, though.

Now let's see... a name... a nordic one, huh?... uhm... my suggestion is "Elsa Lion-Heart".

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Gren: This is the best thing I've ever seen! It deserves to be the featured masterpiece no less than the rest of the century!
Those titles at the bottom. Ah my sides! X3

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Gren: Letting aside those weird legs this is beautiful! I love the artstyle and the color scheme is perfect!

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Gren: Little Katia and her imaginary guar friend surfing a cigar over an ocean of flames. Aww this is too much adorable. I think I'm gonna eat a salt shaker right now, this is too sweet for my own good.

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Gren: Oh my... Wow. Just. Wow.

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Gren: @Grape: http://s19.postimg.org/weocgbkub/wtf.png
MIND = BLOWN
So, since you're a bipedal tomboyish lavender cat now should I refer to you as he, she or it? :P

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Gren: @Man_Of_Mer: That's because this is the style of another webcomic (name is on the tags). "Grape" the guy/girl who uploaded this picture is also the name of one of the main characters of this series. The avatar s/he's using right now is actually that very same character.
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