rollanan: cat

Almighty_Kat: Happy cat

bluedraggy: Okay, the text is getting a bit much I know. But it's fun. Someone suggested doing a early 2000s Toyota Corolla. At first I thought, naw. It's not really ugly. Then it was pointed out that is the point. It's meh. The most meh car ever made. The term Aggressively Passive was coined, and I knew I had to do it. After hours of working on it straight (Covid has some advantages), I came up with a but more text. "I've done THINGS" has multiple meanings so I had to throw that in. But it wasn't till I was all done with all versions that I realized I know why Quill-Weave is upset. She's jealous!

Rick2tails: Im jealous too XD

Jig_Bigga: thank you for this series, i could’ve never imagined that two of my most treasured things in this universe, katia and cars, could ever come together so beautifully

also what the hell did quill expect when she gave KATIA of all people the order to, quote, “MAKE LOVE to the 2002 Toyota Corolla LE”

Zargothrax: Obligatory Toyota corolla copypasta:

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

bluedraggy: HA! Best comment ever. Since I started doing these, I get more comments on the car than the cat - and I'm okay with that! I've struck a nerve. But then, pretty much everyone has a Car Story - and pretty much everyone has had a Corolla (twice myself). I should do a Honda Accord. :) Thanks Zargo. "The Fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla - It Runs."

Jig_Bigga: ALFA ROMEO RZ
I REMEMBERED IT
ALFA ROMEO RZ

((i remember wanting to suggest that car 3 days ago, but i forgot about which car I had thought of until this exact moment)

NotGodOkay: She prefers hamsters. It's true cause I said it.

rollanan: i am enjoying this rise of Katiae content

Rick2tails: this is racist/speciesist

damrok4321: lol, love her reaction

Tigran_Bro: Shit

AMKitsune: And this is exactly why you bring your own pack of crackers with you on any long-haul voyage.

ADudeCalledLeo: Ah well, no point in wasting food. Eat up!

Furmidable: Missed opportunity to have something in the last scene catch fire.

evjikshu: Theme music Russian language warning, thought

APayne1776_TheThird: This is nice.

rollanan: wizarding

Rick2tails: very lovely

Jig_Bigga: she’s so pretty oh my god

ADudeCalledLeo: Nice kat!

Zargothrax: Epic!

damrok4321: very nice

_ghouldaddy_: Goes hard.

bluedraggy: The great beared cod Talos!

damrok4321: now this is ART

rollanan: fish

ADudeCalledLeo: This counts as succeeding at fishing, right?

_ghouldaddy_: R A D I C A L

Jig_Bigga: katia’s acrobatics are straight fire

rollanan: very casually underdressed!

ADudeCalledLeo: cool stuff!

damrok4321: love the style :D

Vidiotdragon: Ah, memories.

_ghouldaddy_: Cute!

LanaTheBadass: Yet another Katia, except I drew this one on a plane

bluedraggy: Kats on a plane! Kats on a plane! IYEEE!

bluedraggy: I think this is #10. 2 more to go before I turn this series into a calendar. I'll do it similar to that collab we did - basically make a PDF file and anyone can download it and print it. Best if printed by an actual professional printer butt... yeah. Maybe the fine folks at Staples might not appreciate the FINER details of Katia Managan - Ugly Car Model.

Rick2tails: this is the best one to END on? (j.k. please keep doing these ! )

ADudeCalledLeo: god damn it QW you're getting drool all over the camera
do you know how EXPENSIVE that shit is

Jig_Bigga: me staring at the printer man as he hands me my A3 sized laminated portrait of Katia’s Bum

Zargothrax: Shed one tear for the thumbnail censoring pineapple. It failed so horrendously at it's job, it'll probably have to find a new one.

bluedraggy: I hear there's an opening at a nearby bar as an ingredient in a Painkiller. It's what pineapples are SUPPOSED to be used for after all.

Rick2tails: I thought they were suppossed to be on Pizza?

Tigran_Bro: Its my first drawing of Katia Managan and if be truthful Its my FIRST drawing of something...(Im not joking,its first time when I draw something.)

NewFace: Okay but seriously where does this 'civilisation' tag keep coming from.

Tigran_Bro: hell knows man,Fanart tagger give it.

NewFace: It's not even how you spell 'civilization'. But I suppose if it's something a popular tagging flowchart is assigning it should at least be applied consistently.

bluedraggy: Fiat Multipla modeling. And it is probably just me, but doesn't that car look like two smaller cars humping? Oh, and yeah - Katia's still working off some sweetroll belly. Maybe she'll get it worked off in time for the next update.

bluedraggy: Apparently the joke here isn't as obvious as I'd assumed it would be. Probably because I covered up the other side of the Multipla which might make it more obvious. In a nutshell, it has too many headlights.

Jig_Bigga: MULTIPLAAA! My favourite uggo peoplemover! I always thought the bottom part of the car resembled some old Jag (from those headlights), but i might be alone in that observation.

I love this thing, and despite its goofy outlook, it’s still a pretty good and practical vehicle afaik. I can’t fault it much for looking funny, as it isn’t inherently a bad car (same can’t be said about the range rover evoque convertible though, that thing is built like a pile of shit, with a bargain basement ecoboost 4 banger and perhaps, the worst sin of them all, its a COUPE-CONVERTIBLE SUV)

Absolutely adore how Katia looks in this piece though; her face is just so pure and adorable, her sweetroll pudge makes her look ever so sweet (hueh), and that reflection of her butt on the gorgeous metallic car paint has not gone unnoticed!

I always knew the multipla was a gold candidate for this series, but i never realised how well it would fit! (and also that 3 sets of lights gag is just so fucking charming) The perspective on that multipla is absolutely golden btw, it fits perfectly with katia’s model too (i would’ve made some art with katia + cars too, but i really struggle with perspective and 3d-in-2d stuff, maybe i could try something in blender seeing as I have some experience in it)

Rick2tails: that is one ugly car and one pretty kitty!

bluedraggy: Thanks! And @Jig_Bigga - yeah, I read all about the Multipla when researching it and it was really a pretty well thought out idea for practical engineering. But... no, I'm not buying one anytime soon.