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Tahrey: ah balls. so only now do i see that the winners were already announced.
*shakes tiny fist*
damn you, Kaz

;)

Never mind that it seems I completely missed the whole idea of it and made probably the *LEAST* creative cookies that I possibly could have, being straight copies of those in the comic itself. Plain round ones with the princess stickers on would have probably scored higher.

Still, Dan is a very worthy winner, not least for how much his entry made me cringe with revulsion, something which is surely 100% in the Prequel spirit.

The pictures were good too I guess.

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Tahrey: Also, is she being employed simply due to her Inherent Khajiit Skills?

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Tahrey: That's a lot of cat heads.

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Tahrey: No he doesn't - he's not attacking the weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE

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Tahrey: Awesomes

Think you went a little too long on the foreshortening, and Kat appears to lack a shadow, but those are minor nitpicks

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Tahrey: What happens on the 17th then?

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Tahrey: aw :(

oh well

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Tahrey: I think it's a scroll ... rats aren't medusas

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Tahrey: omg, what happened here? did you use self-raising flour instead of plain? :D

the horror.... THE HORROR

are those Iced Gems you've used for the eyes btw?

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Tahrey: We need a banana for scale, here. Can't tell if these are impressively large, or impressively intricate.

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Tahrey: I thought it was the medallion that opens the gates to the City of Gold when you push it into Pachamama's nipple.

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Tahrey: Damn, that's inspired. Also brave.

Are you going to ice it?

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Tahrey: ...ok, found it. No edit options even with the desktop version any more (which I'm sure you're supposed to get even if not logged in, so long as you're on the same IP...), but screw it, it'll do. I'll just caption it here instead.

Link: http://imgur.com/a/I7Rmy

They are at least at a more sensibly viewable size on there, but for some reason have been presented in reverse order vs how I told it to upload them. I have no idea why, I can only assume that it's been programmed to be as retarded and backwards as humanly possible. Soooo, from the *bottom upwards*:

1. After flouring the cutting board and rolling pin, extracting the now somewhat crumbly dough, wetting and working it a little, then rolling out (something of a messy and frustrating affair as the dough was in a strange state of crumbling yet being sticky at the same time), cutting the shapes with the least appropriate thing ever (a cheap champagne flute as it's the only item I had, including actual cookie cutters, that was remotely the right size) and a knife for the mouths, using the scraps to make headfins and cutting up/applying the cherries, we have the assembled cookies ready for ovening. Interlaced like so to try and preclude the odd mutant expansion suffered by others that messed up the mouth shapes. At this point I was still considering whether or not to do *something* with the strangely low-diversity princess stickers (don't Disney have at *least* 12 of them by now?). Think I'll make some fairy cakes and stick them on there instead. Also, this was basically the sum total working space as the whole kitchen is in a bit of a state right now. And yeah it was pretty dark.

2. Closeup on the argonookies. This should have been landscape. I don't know what happened. Witness their continued crumbliness.

3. Checking them when the shorter of the prescribed times was up. Look almost done, so leaving to rest in a hot but open/turned off oven. Also, discovering that my oven light has burned out.

4. Happily the phone flash still works.

5. I had originally intended to have a shower whilst they were being ovened (can't really call this "baking" :p), but instead ended up doing this as it took a surprisingly long time to print a three-word label and stick it onto a bottle of white wine. Still showered afterwards, don't worry. I'm clean. Today. The white thing on the coffee jar is the icing that came with the dough, I've not been applying thermal paste to CPUs in my kitchen. This year.

6. Fully ovened! And lined up on a tray. I was going to have them just resting on the bare tray, as that's more authentically full-authenticity authentic, but the pattern proved to clash rather badly and made the cookies themselves hard to see. Bit weird, but there you go. Had to be the gingham tea-towel instead. 13th one has been exiled to the sticker area because it is bad luck and must be ritually shunned by all the other cookies in order to restore balance to the force. After this it was secured in the regular biscuit barrel so that it could be properly contained and protected. Quite pleased with how they all came out, but the final proof will be in the eating.

7. Had further trouble figuring out how to properly present them. Eventually the hallway leading to the kitchen proved best, with the divider curtain suitably taped up to form a drapery background. Bit dull though.

8. Flash on. There's better. Bottle's all nice and glowy. Though the bickies now look darker, so the best combination would probably be to copy and paste the glowing bottle into the no-flash picture instead.

There. Done. We will speak of it no more, except to reply to any further thirdparty comments and/or update on their deliciousness/poisonousness. Ss.

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Tahrey: SHITTING FUCK
Imgur mobile web edition is just the worst
Second attempt at trying to upload, after it popped up the stupid "uploading is quicker and easier with the app" thingy, it actually went through, made an album, but didn't offer me the expected ability to edit the titles and captions. Whilst trying to find whether there was an option to do that, somehow it sent me back, popped up that same stupid screen again, and when I cancelled that away, I was back at the upload prompt ... and couldn't go "forwards" to the album again. Maybe the URL will be in my history. IDK yet. Hopefully.

Yes, uploading must be quicker and easier in the app, because it presumably won't have STUPID ADVERTS FOR THE APP POPPING UP AND GETTING IN THE WAY

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Tahrey: Eating: Well, pants. Sucks to be you guys I suppose. Though you do get into 2016 earlier.

I'm imguring right now, it's been a bit of a trial but things are allegedly uploading.

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Tahrey: The Mead is actually above average too. I tried it before purchase, its quite nice.

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Tahrey: This would have been up earlier but i couldn't get the stupid photos to transfer from my phone to computer then Internet. Managed to get this one of of it directly at least. Source will be updated once I've got the other shots uploaded to Imgur.

Anyway, it's still December 9th in Australia, and possibly Hawai'i. Or something. It's not the 10th everywhere in the world yet, is what i mean, and it was still the 9th in the US when I made the damn things.

Also I've been away on family visits in foreign climes, not had much Internet, and seem to have picked up some horrible disease whilst there which has lead to me sleeping about 13 hours of the day and feeling a bit unable to do anything besides drag myself to work and back, so go easy :/ ...i was going to draw a Laputa-inspired compact-story mural on the stripped wall in my bathroom, for future residents to discover after themselves stripping away whatever gets pasted on top of it, but simply didn't have the energy to achieve anything more than a daft smiley face.

Dunno if they're even edible yet, made them from a forgotten bake-your-own-Disney-princess-cookies pack I picked up on clearance because it was cheaper and easier than making cookie dough from scratch. I assume it keeps for a few weeks at least whilst sealed. We'll soon find out, as I made a baker's dozen, kept one side for my dear sweet mother, and have brought the rest into work to share. Maybe they'll be nice. Maybe disgusting. Maybe deadly. Who knows!? It's going to be a culinary adventure.

Please note the glace cherries acting as authentically coloured and shaped eyes, the subtle headfins, and how you could also pretend they were either khajiits who have overused their eye of fear abilities, pac man's evil mutant cousins, or happy fun juice grapes that have gone decidedly mouldy. Also the complete lack of ricepaper and food-dye Princess stickers, or awful cheap icing paste, for full authenticity.

Also, above average mead. Sadly I have neither the outfit nor photographic equipment / accomplices to play dressup and get a photo of myself holding the tray and bottle...

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Tahrey: Fail.

Pineapple isn't glowing red in strange patterns.

;)

Also, seriously, a 22cm / 9 inch cookie, I want to live in your world.

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Tahrey: Why is the lute on fire?! :D

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Tahrey: Aggy-pimp?

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Tahrey: > Blood everywhere, knives and tin cans involved

Looks like you might actually be Kazerad without realising it.

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Tahrey: tinsel!

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Tahrey: EVIL PACMANS VS DUNGEON MASTER "SCREAMER"
WHO WINS?

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Tahrey: Goddamn, SJ. Which bushel you been hiding this light under?

Will we get coloured version?

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Tahrey: HOW U DO DIS

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Tahrey: Well, it's not like she's about to pop an inappropriate boner or anything. Or even smuggle any peanuts.

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Tahrey: kadyer pls

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Tahrey: Also, she's Felis Sapiens, therefore usual simian standards of skeletal flexibility do not apply.

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Tahrey: Questionable for the slight outline of butt and underboob inside a (from-this-angle) concealing outfit? Don't be silly...

Still loving the green lantern glowies btw.

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Tahrey: :-O

Amazing icing-gun work there

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Tahrey: So the Pineapple And Yoyo Trick causes ponies to appear?!

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Tahrey: Daaaang, Daniel.

DAAANGIEL.

PS it looks like something you really don't want to find in your KFC bucket.

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Tahrey: Now I'm just trying to figure out what it's actually an edit of...

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Tahrey: Needs follow up pic, with cursor in flames...

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Tahrey: Oh wait ... they're belly rubs?
*calls the police again and tells them to stand down as it was a false alarm*

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Tahrey: I'm pretty certain S'thengir is committing an illegal act, here. And we can't be sure that PD is that colour anyway, never mind that she'd have to go through a time portal to be involved in this setup.

Besides, EnchantMen is presumably gay.

And don't we have one too many Argonians and one too few Khajiit?

..............sorry, I didn't mean to be so critical. I like the thing for what it is otherwise. The drawings are cute and it's an interesting idea of transmitting the idea of a cartoonish orgy using what are more like hieroglyphs than full characters and without drawing any frame lines, thus cleverly sidestepping the gotcha rules.

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Tahrey: That GIFfing and palette choice ... too perfect.

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Tahrey: Nice stylin's, bold colours, cool allegorical kind of scene...

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Tahrey: BRUTAL.

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Tahrey: Other Q: If I was considering getting tapestry + both shirts + tote anyway, and by some extreme miracle happened to win (lol nope), could that be exchanged for complementary shipping (most likely lower value anyway) or something like that?

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Tahrey: ...ditto question on art contest page, as I have a pack of home bake cookie things I've been meaning to make for ages and everyone else has been bringing cake and cookie things into work this week :p

But of course I won't be able to make them until this evening.

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Tahrey: When you say "by Dec 9th", does that mean the start or end, and in which time zone?

Cuz it's kind of morning of the 9th here and I might have a scribble :)

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Tahrey: I hope that was meant to be nonsense, otherwise the translator has totally given up all pretence of being able to turn Russian into English.

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Tahrey: The only problem I can see is that she has too many fingers for some reason, like some kind of horrific mutant.

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Tahrey: Her head is a meteorite destroying the world on which those beings reside ... is that good or bad?

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Tahrey: "Slick AF" :)

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Tahrey: Well yeah.

It seems kinda... made for the Korean domestic market... if you get what I mean. They have a particular style.

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Tahrey: Well, Google managed to get "fare" at least. But gave up on the rest.

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Tahrey: Looks like some kind of animation that would pop up on early weekday afternoons on the kids channels...

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Tahrey: *goes to Tumblr*
*sees the other version*
Dude! Tag your NSFWs!

Also, Prequel Fanart: The only booru which tends to make things less explicit rather than more so.
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