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bluedraggy: @AMKitsune - now that would be the most inaccurate term of them all. (ohoh. hate mail incoming!)

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bluedraggy: In my defense, I also find it weird to say "woman" when referring to a khajiit. I've done it on occasion but it doesn't seem right either. But female khajiit sounds even worse. You wouldn't say female human. But that ban would be impossible to pass the requirements. Better to call Katia a female khajiit I guess. Khajiita? Wo-khajiit?

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bluedraggy: Aw, he's not that loose. In fact, he looks pretty tight.

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bluedraggy: No Nicros, Kaz just doesn't like people using 'female' as a noun like I did. And dont sweat United Feature Syndicate unless you draw Popeye or Peanuts. And the joke I referred to was bNicks moustache comment. On reflection maybe I wasn't as funny as I thought.

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bluedraggy: What's this? Did you just subvert the oldest trope in existence? A female (Kaz will hate that) with a sense of humor? About her body? About upper lip hair yet?!! You'd better stay off the grid or the Syndicate may come for you - The United Feature Syndicate.

As for Nick, you'd better marry that girl. She's one in a million! But put some pants on for heaven's sake. You don't want to get that Very Casually Underdressed tag now do you? (Just Kidding. I know. But there's no proof!)

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bluedraggy: TFW you discover that the yellow parts of Katias eyes are actually huge irises and the whites are never seen. ewww! Nicros' Katia is prettier because of that and... ither enhancements.

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bluedraggy: I read the Source and still dont comprehend. But I still chuckle at Kazstriding.

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bluedraggy: Get it off there Katia! Those things are deathly poisonous! Don't you know that all brightly colored insects are dangerous?!

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bluedraggy: oh yes indeed! many likes were had! firecat ftw.

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bluedraggy: I am so terribly offended that this doesn't have the Very Casually Underdressed and Questionable tags! This will corrupt the youth of the 1940's!

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bluedraggy: I took the liberty of removing the text. Now it can be used to make memes of all types! (At least, that was my intent)

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bluedraggy: Indeed. You're a very worthy successor to gpainfox55, Zargothrax.

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bluedraggy: @Nicros_Man: Great! Because I'm working on coloring angrycat now. Not to incite more sillyness, but because angrycat looks so cute when she's angry.

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bluedraggy: I couldn't help myself. I colored the thingy.

I don't think Nicros_Man will mind - I hope!

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bluedraggy: Another one bites the dust.

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bluedraggy: No, NOW it's gone too far. Warning, do not click the below or it will haunt your dreams tonight, and I'm not even kidding. Really. Don't do it. REALLY. It's not a lewd. It's worse than that! DON'T!


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bluedraggy: Why the hell are these things so funny to me?

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bluedraggy: Damn you AMK, I was gonna fix Katia's chest coloration too. You beat me to it! (Though I'd have left her paint off, because I'm bad like that.)

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bluedraggy: Quill-Weave travels to a foreign land and discovers new and unexpected forms of artwork.
Here she is considering purchase of an exotic 'body pillow' to bring home as a souvenir.
She is concerned, however, that the store may not have bags sufficiently large and opaque
enough to conceal it from plebeian rubes who may not properly appreciate its artistic
merits.

Just a fun coloring of another blushing Quill-Weave.

Not that she's attracted to female khajiits or anything.

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bluedraggy: Oh! Cool! I just got a word count of the entire thing. Clocks in at 31442 words. Then I checked this site:
https://blog.reedsy.com/how-many-words-in-a-novel/ and found that this story fits squarely into the "novella" category and not too far from a whole novel! No, really, I'm rather proud I could sustain a story for that length. It's really okay if nobody reads it, at least I know it's something I can do - and in just a few weeks too.

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bluedraggy: Well hey, at least it's complete in 2 posts. That's not too bad is it? Now if I decide to narrate it into 18 chapters - yeah, that might be a bit much. Plus, if I do, just shoot me. That's a lot of work! I do think this is my best yet though. But everyone always thinks that I suppose.

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bluedraggy: In my never-ending quest to break the Booru, I've discovered that it doesn't much like 18-chapter novelette-length fanfiction. Who knew?

So I broke it into 2 parts. It's complete. 18 chapters total. Yeah, you thought someone else was devoting way too much time to their weird OC? Dude, step it up!

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bluedraggy: You did good. A chuckle was had.

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bluedraggy: Corrected. No reason, just missed it.

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bluedraggy: And.... DONE! Woohoo!

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bluedraggy: I was thinking of a terrible comeback Ra'Jirra could have made to La'Dasha's last words. "Not for long!" (Oh, that's awful.)

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bluedraggy: Still an Epilogue to come, but this is pretty much The End. I'm still working on a followup which honestly I think is even better, but I don't think I'll do a narration of it. Hope those of you who listened enjoyed it. Always fun to try new things, and this was definitely new for me!

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bluedraggy: @AMKitsune: In the year 2260 mankind has discovered faster-than-light travel, made contact with other intelligent species including catgirls, and integrated them into it's society. But the greatest achievement was the total elimination of the undergarment known as the 'bra'.

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bluedraggy: I'm sorry.

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bluedraggy: I think Ill try editing this into a Star Trek uniform. For some reason it reminds me of one.

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bluedraggy: Almost done. Just 2 more. Woohoo! Cat Snake Snake!

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bluedraggy: I learned something here. I'm would rather voice-act a turned-on khajiit than a grieving khajiit. That's HARD TO DO! Anyway. Almost there. 9 of 12 and 12 is short.

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bluedraggy: Well, I at least promise this is as steamy as it gets. No coins in inappropriate places.

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bluedraggy: I was wondering what it would do with a questionable tag. Nice logo! Pretty confident this is acceptable. No descriptions, no bad words, but it gets a bit steamy anyway.

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bluedraggy: Chapter 7. Also the chapter where this image is taken from:
. (and thanks to the anonmod who deleted my earlier un-ready version.)

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bluedraggy: Oh, and check out Pools (top right beside the My Profile links). Click From Elsweyr With Love for all of these in one convenient place. The things you learn!

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bluedraggy: The Epic Saga of one khajiit in a foreign land continues. I know there's a couple places that are wonky, but I think not as many as in prior ones anyway.

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bluedraggy: I know the places you're referring to. I was thinking about correcting them but ended up not bothering. But now I know they are offputting and I'll tighten them up going forward. Which is surprisingly easy with Audacity - just shift them a bit closer, I don't even have to re-record. Keep the comments coming, esp. like this that can help me improve. I can't fix my accent, but I can fix this.

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bluedraggy: Can't stop now. I'm almost halfway done. And be thankful that during the bit where a guard stops and pisses on a nearby wall I didn't put a sound effect in for that. I thought about it!

I think this is the longest, but with AMK's suggestions it still fits easily within 3.5M.

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bluedraggy: Sorry you didn't like int Xeno. My heart bleeds a little. And yeah. I'm old.

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bluedraggy: I'll have to figure out how to do pools, but that sounds like a good way to group them. Sure!

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bluedraggy: I know I'm spamming the booru with these things, but I assure you I'm soon going to be slowing to a crawl. I'm just cranking them out while my wife is out of town and I have some time. Been playing around with MP3 options and AMKitsune suggested the setting I'm using here, which is nicely under the 3.5MB limit even though this chapter is 15 minutes long instead of the typical 10. Just in time!

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bluedraggy: Just added when I asked for it. Ask and ye shall receive!

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bluedraggy: Dunno! It must be easy. I learned it before I was 4 years old. :)

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bluedraggy: Oh great! My voice puts people to sleep. :) No, just kidding. Very very glad you like it! And thanks to AMK for adding mp3 ability to the booru.

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bluedraggy: Part 1. Experimental. I've only got 3 of 12 done so far, but at least we've got a new format on the booru! Yay! Had to compress the hell out of it, but it's certainly still listen-able.

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bluedraggy: Well then here - have another! https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/178158788793

Now with 50% more effects and ambiance! But darn these things take a while. Probably be awhile before I do the next.

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bluedraggy:
Seemed appropriate

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bluedraggy: I know exactly the part you mean too. Tbh i did do some serious noise cancelling and pitch shifting, not to mention plain old editing. With more practice I can do bettee.

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bluedraggy: For anyone who wants to hear me reading Chapter 1, you can now do so here: https://bdfanfic.tumblr.com/post/178122980648/ Be gentle, it's my first attempt.
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