hey say if you kiss the Blarney Stone, you will be gifted with persuasive speech the rest of your life. Apparently there are many 'fake' Blarney Stones, but the real one is built high up in a castle tower and requires a rather odd maneuver to kiss it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blarney_Stone
Weedum-Ja, not to be outdone, doesn't just kiss the Blarney Stone, she makes sweet, passionate love to it while nude and apparently well-oiled.
In the end she got the gift of gab, her Persuasiveness raised by +3. However, she is now known throughout Cyrodiil as the most gifted tongue for sexual favors in the land, and is sought after by both men and women. However, as word of her talent spread, she went into hiding and is now a recluse in an undisclosed location. This, of course, has rendered her Persuasiveness gain moot.
bluedraggy: I dunno - I know we don't like cropped porn pictures here... and yet, it's a Kaz drawing, with Redout revisions. That cropping is within 1 pixel of naughty. :) Anyway, I actually did the linework for the extra bits based on Redout's original. Also tried a bit different style here. Some places I think it worked, some places, not so much. Well, gotta keep experimenting. Oh, and Cal paid for it so, thanks again Caliberr!
bluedraggy: I just realized shes missing her head fins! I blame a couple distractions. which seem to have distracted everybody else too so I'm not alone.
bluedraggy: Weedum-Scáthach - For St. Patrick's day, Weedum-Ja looks to have been roped into an Irish Mythology play, doing the part of Scáthach. I down-sexed this quite a bit actually, hoping it would fly.
It's good to get some knowledge of other cultures and mythologies. But I don't think Weedum appreciates the director's take on how to make the audiences show up in droves. Remember, WJ, it's educational!
bluedraggy: I finally got my package from Kaz. In it was a rather disappointed looking Weedum-Ja. I decided to make it something more interesting than just another color job.
I think I've decided that Weedum-Ja will be my official Prequel Waifu.
bluedraggy: When I wrote it I imagined an eastern-european accent, but then I read it to someone and I realized I was speaking with an Indian dialect. But that pony is definitely what I had in mind!
bluedraggy: This is not the usual i-paint-a-drawing but is a real collaboration between me and FurNut we did yesterday. The primary change I wanted to try was his idea of soft shading 'behind' hard shading. I'd typically done one or the other but not both. I've also got a stabilizer now that helps smooth my lines out. Finally, as for why Rajirra is wearing Painted Underwear - see this short fanfiction: http://bdprequel.tumblr.com/post/171235159540/rajirra-beachpaintwear that goes along with it.
bluedraggy: You know, that featured masterpiece has been up there a long, long time and FurNut would be so proud if this found it's way up there. Well, I vote for it anyway! (and was rather privileged to be on the stream when he made it.) Thanks for commissioning and uploading it Sashimi. Even if it's a bit heart-rending.
bluedraggy: Actually it's a reference to this. Search as I might, I've never found the weather vane though. Maybe that's for the best.
http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/wiki/Upload_Terms_And_Conditions
bluedraggy: Oh, I just colored it btw. By Plague if you didn't already know by the looks of it. And added the background - which someone is already screaming at me because I didn't use "Nearest Neighbor" to preserve the aliased pixellation.
bluedraggy: This Valentine's Day, make it something REALLY memorable with a Weathervane from the Home Depot. More Saving, More Doing. That's the power of the Home Depot!
Booru has been far too quiet lately. Come on, Valentine's day is coming up! Let's get to shipping!
bluedraggy: No, kinda sucky I know. But it's been a while since I posted anything to the Booru. I pulled another Bluedraggy.
"Perhaps his best known work is the haiku known to the world as the 'Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck' haiku. This was written during his blue period and features the sad anthropomorphic cat commonly associated with Kazerad at the time. Now, of course, we see what a waste of time that was. If only he'd concentrated more on his poetry who KNOWS what he might have created."
bluedraggy: I missed a golden opportunity to animate the eyebrow and wag the tail though. AMKitsune's been known to do things like that on occasion. I wonder if...
bluedraggy: From a certain perspective, this is fine. From another perspective, it isn't. Let's test that edge-case again, shall we? :) Furnut drew it for me last night so I could play with coloring again.
Have a chocolate argonian. If Kaz made this into a hard candy, I'd buy a pound or two!
bluedraggy: Writer's Block?
Did you write your protagonist into a corner you can't get her out of?
The proverbial cage?
Well have we got the solution for you!?
No. No we don't. But we've got the next best thing.
Brownstone's Okayest Mead!
In no time you really won't give a shit! Pull out the most
rediculous Deus Ex Machina imaginable? You won't care anymore!
Join the illustrious ranks of the greatest writers in history.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Edgar Allen Poe, the list goes on!
All sloshed alky's, and you can join them!*
Drink Brownstone's Okayest Mead!
It's not the best, but it's cheap and it's Really Okay!
*not for comedy writers. Sorry, you're on your own.
bluedraggy: I'd not done any for awhile. Enheldor sent me over a bunch of old commissions from Kaz and I settled on doing this one. Porcupine Dodger finds an interesting illustrated how-to book.
bluedraggy: How dreadfully CONVENIENT of you to say that Asa! It just so happens... https://kreetthekobold.tumblr.com/tagged/kreetthekobold/chrono points to a story I'm working on concerning a certain kobold that is not a fanfiction and may well end up at least novelette length. You give me an opportunity to spam it here without being off-topic.
bluedraggy: @Toryu-Mau: Here's one. I can do more!
(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens wash their tails with their tongues)
This is the way we wash our tails,
Wash our tails,
Wash our tails.
This is the way we wash our tails
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens braid each other's hair into locks)
This is the way we braid our locks,
Braid our locks,
Braid our locks.
This is the way we braid our locks
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens scrub their fangs with their paws)
This is the way we scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs.
This is the way we scrub our fangs
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens extend and retract their claws on stone or wood)
This is the way we sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws.
This is the way we sharpen our claws
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens mimic pouncing in a circle)
This is the way we catch our prey,
Catch our prey,
Catch our prey.
This is the way we catch our prey
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens make little circles before laying down)
This is the way we make our bed,
Make our bed,
Make our bed.
This is the way we make our bed
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands before falling down to end.)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
bluedraggy: That was long. I know. Also I should have put the title at the top of the .txt file. Evil Quill-Weave pt. 4.
That's the last fanstuff I'm going to be doing for a while I think. Just real life stuff will intervene. But, if you like that sort of thing, the length should keep you busy for a while at least!
bluedraggy: Don't ask too many questions. Just enjoy the scenery. Kira Fang-Fister and Odahviing enjoying a romantic interlude - with a stowaway. Why is she there in Skyrim? Why are they wearing leotards? What happened to Katia's top? These are all questions that you must deal with in the solitude of your own mind. By FurNut because I had an inspiration and Cider didn't tap me out. :)
bluedraggy: @Rick2tails - Good to hear you liked it! I do consider the commissioner the 'owner' of stuff like this but it had been so long I had no idea who commissioned it! I'm off to mention you're the commissioner everywhere I posted it.
bluedraggy: Well, apparently she doesn't realize she really doesn't need the fake ears anyway! And that whip would probably do more damage to her than anyone else. I'm afraid I've gotta agree with Mevis on that. Though she looks good in the outfit!
bluedraggy: @Sunny - She must have lost a lot of excess weight doing all that exercise. (From her head!)
Well, actually it looks more like it was redistributed. Maybe she was learning some new weightlifting techniques from Quill. (I'll let you-all ponder that one.)
bluedraggy: I was the PICTURE of modesty and purity with this one. I didn't even make the SLIGHTEST indication of anything untoward in this image. Not even sweat! (oh, dammit - Raydio that would have been cool too!) I'm the picture of innocence! Any alternate versions are purely hack jobs.
And after Radian's comment on Red Eyes Katia, I broke out my ancient copy of Poser, loaded that ancient Krystal model, posed her similarly and put the light source where it is here. This is Goddamn Accurate! (well, pretty much anyway).
bluedraggy: Seeing Red I call this. By Cider of course, commissioned by Shoka. I was SO HAPPY to hear from him today - not only for giving me permission but actually ASKING me to do this! I put her in a cave because my canon is this is what she'd LIKE to look like when she gets free from that cage! If only this were possible Sigrid better go running at full speed immediately in the opposite direction!
bluedraggy: Suddenly I have a follow-up pic in mind where she's flat on her back with a broken pole atop her and a suitable embarrassed look on her face. :Sadcat:
bluedraggy: Okay, I was persuaded to upload this against by better judgement. Blame Picartosux and Sashimi. I know time and effort do not equate to acceptability, but for what it's worth this was pretty much all I did yesterday. Multiple light sources is hard stuff! I put the flashy .gif up, but I thing I prefer the static version here: http://data.tumblr.com/9096380b58f1e6a5633311746374e933/tumblr_inline_ozo5qrOp2x1sn6wro_raw.png Oh, and you can blame FurNut for the money and Sashimi with the coin bouncing off her ass. :) If it's too much, yeah - I understand.
bluedraggy: You nailed the old dead guy Sashimi. Well good. I've come to realize I'm kinda bad and knowing where the line is, but very happy with my commission!
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hey say if you kiss the Blarney Stone, you will be gifted with persuasive speech the rest of your life. Apparently there are many 'fake' Blarney Stones, but the real one is built high up in a castle tower and requires a rather odd maneuver to kiss it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blarney_Stone
Weedum-Ja, not to be outdone, doesn't just kiss the Blarney Stone, she makes sweet, passionate love to it while nude and apparently well-oiled.
In the end she got the gift of gab, her Persuasiveness raised by +3. However, she is now known throughout Cyrodiil as the most gifted tongue for sexual favors in the land, and is sought after by both men and women. However, as word of her talent spread, she went into hiding and is now a recluse in an undisclosed location. This, of course, has rendered her Persuasiveness gain moot.
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It's good to get some knowledge of other cultures and mythologies. But I don't think Weedum appreciates the director's take on how to make the audiences show up in droves. Remember, WJ, it's educational!
And ask Johnny how to pronounce Scáthach.
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I think I've decided that Weedum-Ja will be my official Prequel Waifu.
I call it "A higher power calls..."
Maybe the true Hero of Kvatch arises?
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http://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/wiki/Upload_Terms_And_Conditions
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Booru has been far too quiet lately. Come on, Valentine's day is coming up! Let's get to shipping!
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"Perhaps his best known work is the haiku known to the world as the 'Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck' haiku. This was written during his blue period and features the sad anthropomorphic cat commonly associated with Kazerad at the time. Now, of course, we see what a waste of time that was. If only he'd concentrated more on his poetry who KNOWS what he might have created."
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Have a chocolate argonian. If Kaz made this into a hard candy, I'd buy a pound or two!
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Did you write your protagonist into a corner you can't get her out of?
The proverbial cage?
Well have we got the solution for you!?
No. No we don't. But we've got the next best thing.
Brownstone's Okayest Mead!
In no time you really won't give a shit! Pull out the most
rediculous Deus Ex Machina imaginable? You won't care anymore!
Join the illustrious ranks of the greatest writers in history.
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Earnest Hemingway, Jack London, Edgar Allen Poe, the list goes on!
All sloshed alky's, and you can join them!*
Drink Brownstone's Okayest Mead!
It's not the best, but it's cheap and it's Really Okay!
*not for comedy writers. Sorry, you're on your own.
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"Oh Gpain, You've done it again."
Don't ever stop.
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(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens wash their tails with their tongues)
This is the way we wash our tails,
Wash our tails,
Wash our tails.
This is the way we wash our tails
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens braid each other's hair into locks)
This is the way we braid our locks,
Braid our locks,
Braid our locks.
This is the way we braid our locks
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens scrub their fangs with their paws)
This is the way we scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs,
Scrub our fangs.
This is the way we scrub our fangs
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens extend and retract their claws on stone or wood)
This is the way we sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws,
Sharpen our claws.
This is the way we sharpen our claws
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens mimic pouncing in a circle)
This is the way we catch our prey,
Catch our prey,
Catch our prey.
This is the way we catch our prey
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens make little circles before laying down)
This is the way we make our bed,
Make our bed,
Make our bed.
This is the way we make our bed
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
(Kittens dance in a circle holding hands before falling down to end.)
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush,
The Je'm'ath bush.
Here we go 'round the Je'm'ath bush
On warm and shifting sand dunes.
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That's the last fanstuff I'm going to be doing for a while I think. Just real life stuff will intervene. But, if you like that sort of thing, the length should keep you busy for a while at least!
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And if not, just a regular admin instead.
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It still could use some cleanup, but at least I feel like I;ve improved enough to post it finally.
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Well, actually it looks more like it was redistributed. Maybe she was learning some new weightlifting techniques from Quill. (I'll let you-all ponder that one.)
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And after Radian's comment on Red Eyes Katia, I broke out my ancient copy of Poser, loaded that ancient Krystal model, posed her similarly and put the light source where it is here. This is Goddamn Accurate! (well, pretty much anyway).
(Now I'm going to wish I'd made Sweaty Fitia.)
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