Mi3kka: Update when?

XenoYparxi: If there was a prequel's discord channel this would be the first emoticon to add

GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Ask Grape

BrakStarBrak: What if i dont want to ask grape

Rick2tails: I`d say ask mr peanut butter then

Bluedragon: Katia riding Bryce. Badly. Kazerad commission from way back in the AWSW days. Not 100% sure what Kaz's idea was behind this, but I picture Katia having mistakenly though Bryce was a brute animal that she could ride - and Bryce takes her for a ride. And bottles. (Rumor has it there's an alternate version where the bottles are a bit more transparent though.)

furnut: that motion blur background works well to enhance the rapid riding action!

Rick2tails: if that rumor was true I guess I`d mean he likes being ridden I guess. drunken shenanigans it looks like!

GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Don't remind them!

The_guardsmen: posting here for a friend
I helped!

Rick2tails: looking badass indeed! :)

Toryu-Mau: Yeah... there's gonna be a lot of joints bending in ways they shouldn't and meat marionette show involved.

The_guardsmen: @Toryu-Mau: don't be mean the guy is just starting

ElstientheFallenKnight: and just a second later her arm got cutted off due to her lack of strength the camera got it in time for before the accident happened

AMKitsune: @The_guardsmen: I think Toryu-Mau was suggesting that Katia looks like she's ready to kick some serious ass and leave her victims significantly more flexible and less reliant on breathing than before... if you get my meaning.

The_guardsmen: @AMKitsune: i see
it makes some sense now

Yangrel: For most of the storyline the updates were the guardians of progression and content creation. Before the dark times. Before the merch.

mesmatch: The Update - an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

Rick2tails: this is clever. bravo!

Toryu-Mau: It's a Trick!!!

Bluedragon: Well, you can interpret it as tears of happiness that Faceless Mook threw her a birthday party of sorts. Though, considering the mind that came up with this, probably not. The lot of an Evil Overlord is lonely and cold. And you must order your minions to give you a birthday party.

Enheldor: I like this. I would have come, if invited; I love parties. Evil Overlords throw the best ones.

Skoon: I AM SAD NOW

Rick2tails: she needs some party guests.I`d have a party with her if she wanted

furnut: SO SAD

GoodIdeasAreOverrated: He's doing it out of pity

Bluedragon: Furnut said that? After the last one he drew? Now I think those ARE tears of joy! She got her clothes back!

GoodIdeasAreOverrated: Man, I feel bad for Quill. Like, that aren't even the good type of balloons!

forestOverlord:

Toryu-Mau: Now Dans for her amusement Knave!

Kazerad: @Bluedragon: The Amulet of Silence puppy too! He appeared briefly, as well as several dead wolves.

Dugar: One dead dog and two lizards hitting the bar after drowning a dog.

BadReligion: ...I wanna get wasted with Quill so badly. .________.

furnut: Writers and their quirky habits. I wonder how many pets Kaz had...

ItsDuck: I'm not suprised she wants to drown the dog, this is the same crazy lady that put mountain lions in her neighbours basement.

PermanentFace: @ItsDuck: It can be easy to forget, but you're right - this is that same crazy lady.

MetalC0Mmander: @PermanentFace: @ItsDuck: I went to look that up and I just realised that she's supposed to have horns. Kazerad you fucked up!

PermanentFace: @MetalC0Mmander: Nope, fins. Kaz has it right.

MetalC0Mmander: @PermanentFace: Fuck you're right! For my defense they really look like horns in the portrait.

Toryu-Mau: Left brain says Yes.
Right brain also says Yes, after 0.45 second delay.
Don't be hasty to judge, innocence and cruelty goes hand in hand.

GoodIdeasAreOverrated: No, I did not suddenly become good at art overnight. Posted for a friend!

mrojo27: I really like this colors!

XenoYparxi: Anatomy has gone wrong But I really like the image

tronn: I like this Gustav Klimt-inspired reimagining of Katia!

Skoon: @XenoYparxi: Actually the anatomy is fine! This emulates an old eastern art style that had always exaggerated the length of the figure.

Furrymoan: @Skoon: So it's not fine, but it's fine that it isn't?

Toryu-Mau: This could be displayed at a gallery and no one would question the credibility.

MakingAkhajiitcry1: It is..... a good educational guess
Like your YouTube
Blin it is good

Nefel: The last time we had a slow reveal story, Ch'marr challenged someone to obtain the full update if they thought they could. So I think your infographic is certainly good enough to slap up on here, Bam.

Pronin: *Cracks knuckles* "Let's do this." *Frantically start to type on keyboard*

Mhauhz: Wait, doesn't part of the decryption happen server-side? As in, for example, checking the 'k' and 'L' between our local value and their, and wether Ch'marr's 'L' matches our?
Which makes this uncrackable unless we actually invade Prequel's server?
Or am I just too confused?...

Enheldor: @Pronin: http://hackertyper.net/

Skoon: Honestly I don't care. I can wait. I got other shit to do.

CaptainLackwit: This is actually pretty damn cool. Both that this was written into the site, and that people know how it works.

Like seriously, this is really nifty.

Bambosh: @Mhauhz: The decryption we see is done entirely locally. I tested this by recreating the webpage with just the relevant elements, all offline. With the version of aggy-data.json I imported, everything worked as intended. The main server-side interaction that we can't break is the timer which pushes new keys to aggy-data.json. Without that, the local version of the story never progresses.

Kewot_Rokar: I feel like we'll delay the update even more if we do this...

Toryu-Mau: Clever cookie, ain't ya?

CaptainLackwit: I'm dying to see the more risque version since this is, well. Hot.

Skoon: @CaptainLackwit: It is the same picture but sans the pants and undershirt.

CaptainLackwit: @Skoon: That is in no way not worthwhile and I wonder how one may gain the ability to view this image, for cat bartender is love, cat bartender is life.

Skoon: @CaptainLackwit: He's not up tumlbr yet, but do you use Inkbunny? Rick posted him there. :)

If not, I can come back and send you the tumblr link in private message when he's up.

Rick2tails: also posted on my FA too

CaptainLackwit: @Skoon: I checked inkbunny but came up with nothing. Of course I may just not be good at Inkbunny, if one can be such a thing.

A PM would be very cool.

Rick2tails: i@captainlackwit ts posted on my fa and inkbunny on my gallery with the same name I use here. i have it set as a mature picture so you need an account a either to see it

CaptainLackwit: @Rick2tails: Found it! Oh hell yes. Thank you.

A_racist_slur_against_Khajits:

Skoon: @A_racist_slur_against_Khajits: