Boaty: Describe This Image As Dramatically As Possible

Sashimi: https://youtu.be/RGSPj3vlR6M

Rick2tails: ok I recognize what this is based off of. clever!

Mr_O: P...purple water?

Rick2tails: fire water

Toryu-Mau: ... Fatherland says no. So do you.

Dahazha: @Rick2tails: I'm a month late but it's based off of this swedish political propaganda poster https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-rWyQTCUBtRA/WQXfj0W03QI/AAAAAAAArek/mqv5CCaLb_oAHcpIXuWwI_gW_KCzqhuzQCLcB/s1600/13082663_10154311035734560_1115876786590944181_n.jpg

Rick2tails: Katia would do well to keep away from the booze

Boaty: @Mr_O: Purple = Blue + Red

Boaty: The rules to the Long Gif Contest were vague and loose enough to allow this sort of stuff to happen - completely legal under the rules that were give. (https://www.prequeladventure.com/fanartbooru/post/view/1318).

I made with with paint.net, and extreme use of the "magic wand" tool and layers.

Boaty: In retrospect, I probably should've changed the "Danger" sign to "Danzig". Might make even more sense.
And I just now realize this isn't in gif format. My point still stands.

Boaty: Wait... is this technically my OC or yours, Kazerad?

I made this following all the contest rules... ???

Boaty: Readers. Describe This Image As Dramatically As Possible.

Boaty: You will unlock a door you may haven't seen before.

Boaty: Or perhaps lock one you already opened...

OgTariq: they're faces in the two last panels are priceless

KuroNeko: Oh this going to be good.

Rick2tails: interesting

Zargothrax: Didn't see this coming

Dominik: I want some too

Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: When the drugs are so good reality gets high.

AMKitsune: Drugs Alchemy: It'll take you place you've never imagined.
I really hope there's going to be substantially more of this to come, because it's as funny as it is well made (which is very, just to be clear)

Boaty: @AMKitsune: I don't have gif-making software. Do you know where I could download some? Legally? I can help explain what might me happening, without breaking the contest rules.

_Noxygen_: Fuck that's hot

APayne1776_2: I feel like this is a reference to salad fingers
Haven't seen it in a long time so I might be wrong

NotGodOkay: It is! Well it's in a David Firth;esque style that I want to continue with instead of the fetish art style. (Kinda failing on it as I'm working on another fetish animation)

But yeah it is kinda Salad Fingers related! I've made a profile and a group in DeviantArt dedicated to low res, old school, David Firth looking art. Almost like I'm finding a new way.

APayne1776_2: Nevermind I just rewatched them all and now I'm a little paranoid too

Skybolt06: This is what I call fine art

NotGodOkay: I really wanted to do more of these kinda David Firth styled arts but fetish art keeps on distracting me and now I'm scared.

Boaty: @NotGodOkay: Use the black list. Do you really want the easiest way to filter out most of the porn?

IkkyKrrk: I have no words, other than this makes Ohio a better state for me to live in.

timbles: Oooh, I get it. Because 'Katia', and 'Ohio'.
...nevermind, I don't really get it.

Filthypaladin: ohayo gozaimeowsu

Boaty: @timbles: Because this state vague looks like a sadcat head.

Rick2tails: would it be questionable content to say you want to enter Ohio?

Enheldor: @Rick2tails: Oh my...

Ja_Jarsha_Rovandi: @Vidiotdragon: Unique unit: Katia's. Replaces Apostles and has 50% chance to take no damage in theological combat.

MevisRivinel: epicness . . .

LuminosityXVII: @Filthypaladin: I kind of wonder how many people happen to understand the majesty of this pun.

You could set some sick fires with that.

Boaty: There's a whole lot of corn fields in this place. Weather here is... a bit wonky. Temperamental.

Boaty: @GrizzlyBear: TO be honest, I'm hoping this will be a catalyst for more edit.

MrCoopy: yes this is good

MrCoopy: wait hang on Charug should be covered in clovers, nvm 0/10

GrizzlyBear: @Boaty: Got u covered

damrok4321: i have a feeling this meme will be around here for a while

ADudeCalledLeo: rip in cat bones dmitri argoth, 2011-2011
(9 fucking years ago, holy shit)

Rick2tails: why is Shrek stabbing someone there?

KuroNeko: Gharug is so lucky he managed to kill Dmitri while holding his sword the wrong way.

Dominik: Wow, where did he get those cool sunglasses?

Boaty: The sun glasses? An atronach gave it to him, after painting them black.

Sashimi: Awww, I just wanna pick her up and take her home!

Zargothrax: Katia caught Rajirra? How? And why? Why is she naked? Did she become naked before, or after getting captured? Are we about to yet-again test the spank-tolerance of the booru? So many questions

damrok4321: This looks really well, nice job :D

ADudeCalledLeo: Good and cute art! The scenario confuses me, though.

Raydio:

Alagarazu: Sir... if I may...
The Sauce?

Boaty: I wish I had free gif-making software. I could show you exactly how this could've happened - within the confines of the contest...

Rick2tails: this is cute

ADudeCalledLeo: Good and cute art!

damrok4321: nice

KuroNeko: This won't end well...

Zerorganic: Context pls D:

Streetwind: @Zerorganic: Pelinal Whitestrake is infamously the single most racist person (okay, divine spirit) to have ever existed in the Elder Scrolls universe. His life goal was murdering the largest number of mer (elvenkind) possible, in the most brutal and degrading manners possible - usually while foaming mad for some reason or other. Unsurprisingly, he is greatly revered among men (humankind).

Although Khajiit are classified as beastfolk and not mer, their entire creation myth involves a carbon copy of the Aldmeri pantheon with slightly changed names, and politically, they are more closely tied to the Aldmeri Dominion than to any nation of men. The fact that some khajiit forms look more elflike than catlike didn't help, either - back in his day, Pelinal slaughtered thousands of Khajiit when he mistook them for Aldmeri.

Zerorganic: I really need to learn more about this stuff. There are a few things i know already but something like this happens all the time. Me not understanding a Joke because of missing Elder scrolls knlowedge

Urglenurf__: @Zerorganic The Imperial Library has a compilation of every written book in the TES universe. The subjective best part however is the "Obscure Texts" session. These works are apocrypha technically, but thoroughly entertaining.

As an aside someone did an animation regarding Pelinal and it's amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ix0_W-ouI

Boaty: @Streewind Nah, Pelinal killed the AYLEID elves because they enslaved the humans of Cyrodiil. The evil/morally complacent Ayleids.

And not fun consensual bedtime kinky slavery or marriage. Or even work-on-a-plantation slavery, like the Dunmer do. No like, the kind where gas chambers and masses of people are involved, where human kids are turned into pinatas for amusement, tortured for literally music and flesh art, death gauntlets set up so slaves can't ESCAPE (not to keep people out), etc. BAD ELVES.

And Pelinal isn't racist. He was completely okay with Alessia marrying a minotaur. He's cool with beastkin, and interracial couples. And he let non-combatant Ayleids go, ones who didn't want to join Umaril. Most of them relocated to Daggerfall.

If Pelinal *is* racist, it's because he does not give a shit flying fuck what your race is. He will tell an Altmer he is a pisskin, just as much as an oOrc is a hogface horker, just as much as he'll tell a human they're a tailess monkey, and so on.

He accidentally massacred a bunch of khajiit though, because he mistook them for Ayleids (khajiit have different morphotypes, some of which look nearly identical to elves). Akatosh literally told him to stop. Alkosh too, I think.

Pelinal does, however, despise dogshit priests that do nothing but spout worthless godtalk instead of taking action and doing good.