DAEDRIC FUN TIP:
Always heed the Daedric Fun Tip.

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Zargothrax: She's really cute here!
Not to sound racist, but are we sure the one on the right is Katia and not the bartender?

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Zargothrax: @Jig_Bigga: Her new lifestyle in Cyrodiil is much more likely to cut her life short than the one she had in Hammerfell. Her old lifestyle wasn't healthy, but at least it was safe. Since she's in Cyrodiil however, she already had at least 3 near-death experiences. This adventurer life isn't for her. She has to succeed in her quest at finding a stable job and settling down sooner rather than later, otherwise she might not even live to be 20 at this rate.

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Zargothrax: She looks a bit older here. Not a bad thing, it implies she didn't die young.

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Zargothrax: And to think her parents asked her not to grin at guests. Why hide a smile like this?

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Zargothrax: @Jig_Bigga: Your profile picture compliments your statement very well.

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Zargothrax: I prefer this version >>762

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Zargothrax: @cheesestick187: Is this what we are talking about? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3sUlz3XSM

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Zargothrax: That is an epic finale!
BTW have you considered grouping these into a pool?

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Zargothrax: This looks cute and innocent.
But what's about to follow is neither of those two.

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Zargothrax: Obligatory Toyota corolla copypasta:

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features.

Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.

Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.

Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car

This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla"
You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms

This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-road as your grandpa during his last Silver Alert. It's as utilitarian as a member of a church whose scripture is based entirely on water bills. When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.

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Zargothrax: Shed one tear for the thumbnail censoring pineapple. It failed so horrendously at it's job, it'll probably have to find a new one.

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Zargothrax: Epic!

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Zargothrax: Honkia Managan

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Zargothrax: Aww... Poor kitten. She set the difficulty to max when starting, and doesn't know how to change it.

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Zargothrax: There is a mod called Adul's Leggings, which allows beast races to convert boots into khajiit/argonian friendly variants. Pre-enchanted boots, such as the Boots of Blinding Speed even keep the enchantment. It's not on nexusmods though.

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Zargothrax: At least QW got to die in a comfy bed, waiting for the last update for the Saturalia Dreams series.

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Zargothrax: Pretty cool, reminds me of Blacksad.

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Zargothrax: What comes out first, Half Life 3, the next update, or the final chapter of Saturalia?

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Zargothrax: Scruffy Managan returns! More tired than ever. But still looking cute.

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Zargothrax: Katia looks extra scruffy here, which isn't nice, but you did make it look great!

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Zargothrax: Remember when Kaz said that she's supposed to be a twig?
Yeah, me neither

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Zargothrax: This is cool, very stylish!

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Zargothrax: D'aw, those big ears are going to get really cold!

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Zargothrax: I see Katia finally gave in to what the commands were suggesting

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Zargothrax: Boy, did she turn her life around...

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Zargothrax: She looks so happy!

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Zargothrax: When I clicked on the image, I only saw her from knee up (before scrolling), and thought that she is floating in space.

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Zargothrax: Cute cat face!

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Zargothrax: How would she wear glasses anyway? Her ears are on the top of her head.

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Zargothrax: This scene was so damn sad

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Zargothrax: At least, she looks happy.

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Zargothrax: So... This isn't Ra'jirra then?

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Zargothrax: I miss Boogeestro. I think my style was at least some part inspired by his art.

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Zargothrax: Probably the most epic one out of all the Egyptian entries! It's rare to see animations here.

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Zargothrax: D'aww!

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Zargothrax: Undoubtedly super cool, regardless of those detail-oversights! I especially like the look of those braids, and the paintbrush-like tail tip.
(Also, I detect some canine feature here)

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Zargothrax: That's a really fluffy tail!

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Zargothrax: She smiles a bit like Garfield, but otherwise, that is a very nice looking Katia!

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Zargothrax: Secretary Kat. Nice! But how do her glasses stay on?

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Zargothrax: You can practically feel the haughtiness in her eyes! Although, I suppose most people who stand in front of her are going to miss that because they'll be looking somewhere else
Nice apparel, btw! Makes her look really majestic.
Also, well done, having the 420th Rajirra post! She should certainly blaze it.

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Zargothrax: This looks like as if she was told to take up some Egyptian dress, without ever having heard of this so called "Egypt", then told to sit down for a photo-shooting, without knowing what a photo-shooting is, or what those dwemer contraptions are that they are now aiming at her, making her feel rather anxious. Confused, nervous, misplaced. An innocent kitten, at odds with a convoluted world.
Yeah, I really like this drawing!

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Zargothrax: Thank you! I was fascinated by Prequel's witch hunter control panel design when I first found the comic. By now, I feel like I've figured them out.
The cracks were rather easy to make by the way, it's more-or-less just a multiply layer!

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Zargothrax: Prophecies foretold her return.

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Zargothrax: Wadjet-Quentin sketch

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Zargothrax: The only one Katia fears now is herself...

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Zargothrax: Nice implementation if convenient censorship!

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Zargothrax: Very interesting, slightly kobold-looking QW!
(nice book title)

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Zargothrax: I really like the way you draw QW. Even though her head-fins shouldn't be that large, I'd say they should be, because they suit her so well!

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Zargothrax: Good drawing! I also like drawing Katia as if she were an Alfiq.

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Zargothrax: This has to be the best use of the "Hand to Hand" tag on the booru!
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